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Bayonetta - you better learn how to use combos or youll die..... a lot.

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Bayonetta - I have no idea what in the god damn hell is going on in this game.

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Bayonetta - On a scale of crying baby cockroaches to Bayonetta, I give this a Bayonetta out of Bayonetta.

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Bayonetta - I have no girlfriend
I have no money
I have no life
..but I now have Bayonetta and even happier it's on my pc.

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Bayonetta - The best Devil May Cry game is finally on Steam.

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Bayonetta - So my class ended, I was hungry, Ordered some food, Saw Bayonetta on Steam, Canceled my food order, Bought Bayonetta

Lunch money well spent~

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Bayonetta - Guns on heels. 10/10

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Bayonetta - Sassy, sexy, funny british witch protagonist
10/10

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Bayonetta - I was working and then I saw Bayonetta, at first I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me; then I clicked on it and I purchased it. I spent the rest of my shift talking on the phone while mashing my buttons on Bayonetta.

10/10 for me!

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Fallout Shelter: Someone said this: "A Room catched Fire after 2 Dwellers had sex, can recommend!"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 18d

undertale: if you come to see review about the game you're in the wrong place. but if you come to see fried rice recipe you come to the right place.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups enriched white rice
- 4 cups water
- 2/3 cup chopped baby carrots
- 1/2 cup frozen green peas
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 eggs
- soy sauce to taste
- sesame oil, to taste (optional)
Directions:
1. In a saucepan, combine rice and water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
2. In a small saucepan, boil carrots in water about 3 to 5 minutes. Drop peas into boiling water, and drain.
3. Heat wok over high heat. Pour in oil, then stir in carrots and peas; cook about 30 seconds. Crack in eggs, stirring quickly to scramble eggs with vegetables. Stir in cooked rice. Shake in soy sauce, and toss rice to coat. Drizzle with sesame oil, and toss again.

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Subnautica - I paid £15 to develop a phobia of fish

Totally worth it

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

DOOM:
DOOM is a horror game where you're the monsters.

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Blubbz Blubbz · 1mo

Little Inferno:
I LOVE THIS GAME! The whole point is to get combos while you BURN SHIT.

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Waffle · 1mo

Seems legit.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Farming simulator 2015:

-Spawns
-Already $50,000 in debt
-Harvests small field to make $20,000
-Buys new equipment and forgets about debt for a year
-No concequence

10/10 wishes this was real life
10/10 money
10/10 wants better pc because this game runs shit on every pc imaginable

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Killme Killme · 1mo

GTA IV - Big theft car 4

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Garfield Kart: y u no PLAY DIS GAME

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Subnautica - The ocean is brighter than my future 420/10

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Undertale - "Would trigger PETA again"

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Calbel · 2mo

Thanks for being an active user chief ;) hope you stick around! Lots more features to come...

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The Begginer's Guide

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