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Anonymous Anonymous · 44m

One day, Idunno went to the hospital to have some plastic surgery. Keela was at the front desk.

Idunno: Keela, I have a devastating problem!

Keela: What? Heart failure? Internal bleeding? A roommate who listens to Justin Bieber? What is it? What? What? WHAT?

Idunno: I want to change my look! I'm tired of being a troll face with a strangely thin body! Change me into a Limbo character with a bloody baseball bat!

Keela: Okay, I will send you up to some albino cat to get your surgery.

Idunno: Ya mean Cilidiaz?

Keela: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

So, Idunno ran up to "the albino cat" to get surgery.

Cilidiaz: So, uh, you want to possess a completely different appearance?

Idunno: Well, of course! Isn't that what all plastic surgery is?

Cilidiaz: Uh, yeah, now get on the bed and take your anesthetics.

Idunno did dat and then Cilidiaz started surgery. Of course, changing a slender stick figure with a troll face with a head into a Limbo character with a healthy bubble body was not easy, but Cilidiaz could do it. She could do it with intense work, lots of sleep and coaching, and tons of focus. After eight weeks of surgery, the deed was finally done.

Cildiaz: Oh my god, it's been like two years, and now I'm finally done with the surgery! This is one of the most satisfying moments of my life!

Cilidiaz woke up Idunno and he took a look at himself in the mirror.

Idunno: Wow, you did such a great job! You even replaced my bloody knife with a bloody baseball bat!

Cilidiaz: Oh, it was no problem! It was only THE MOST HORRIFIC AND TIRING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE FIVE MONTHS OF EXISTENCE!

So, Idunno payed Cilidiaz a fortune, and he walked outside to the world, after eight weeks of being in the hospital. So, he went and lived his life, while no one recognised who he was.

ThEnd

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Cilidiaz · 37m

Amazing story! But excuse me? Five months? I'm 2256 years old! I'm immortal thanks to the deal I made with Satan! By the way, Satanist helped me with the surgery, since she's a great surgeon, and a great doctor!

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Idunno · 23m

This isn't what happened but nice story anyways :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19h

Once upon a time,
Calbel Land became a country! Yay! So, Calbel, the ruler (duh), immediately sent all Anonymous citizens to jail, because, who cares about them? They're just soulless spamming and trolling machines! No one should ever pay any respect to them! So, the users (now called citizens) were in a really nice building with the most comfortable things in the world.

FluffyTorpedo: Ugh! It sucks in here! There's no worse place anyone could be in!

Idunno: At least you're not in jail like the Anonymous!

FluffyTorpedo: *Pfft* Oh, who cares about them? They're worthless! They're stupid! They don't deserve to be independent beings!

CrystalMajestica: Well, maybe they are individuals?

FluffyTorpedo: *Gasping* What? How could you say such a thing? That's evil!

CrystalMajestica: Well, I just thought that since they are citizens, maybe they can be alive and working people.

Idunno: Wow, great speech!

CrystalMajestica: Thanks! Someone thinks Anonymous users are individuals!

Idunno: No, death to all Anonymous users! I just liked the way you used a speech to express your feelings!

CrystalMajestica: Oh...

Then, all of the user trollers and spammers came in.

FluffyTorpedo: Haha! My nice trollers and spammers! Even though you are probably just as worse than Anonymous trollers and spammers, I still respect you because you're USERS!

Spammers and Trollers: Yah, very noice. We shall SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM all day long.

A lot of spammers and trollers started emerging, because since the Anonymous were in miserable jails, the users were in control (a total nightmare), and bad stuff happened. The entire country collapsed before the fifth day. Maybe if they had Anonymous, they would not have suffered, but nobody gave a second thought about them. (Except CrystalMajestica, but she was executed on the second night for having her own opinions). Oh well, they'll never learn.

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Cilidiaz · 11h

Why would having Anonymous people save the country? I just don't understand that. And most users (including me) wouldn't execute someone because they have their own opinion, and a lot of users would be on CrystalMajestica's side. I get it that many users don't like Anonymous people that much, and because of that they are mean to them sometimes, but that doesn't mean every user on the site wants to get rid of Anonymous people, and would execute someone for having an opinion, AND Calbel would NEVER send all Anonymous people to jail.

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FluffyTorpedo · 19h · Edited

Such a great story, the only part i didnt like was that i was like the bad guy :/, and okay okay, u think when i commented on your thingy, u thought of it as a Totally different thing, i was just telling u the reasons why we might think some of this stuff, but if im "Offending" you i will stop, trust me, ive done what ur doing right now, it was an arguement between me, cilidiaz, idunno, and Macintosh plus, all because macintosh plus was stating his mind, which is what i was doing except i wasnt being mean about it, (or atleast i dont think so) and yeah, dats it :/

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FluffyTorpedo · 19h

and heres something ill tell u, just have fun on this website, 1 depressed mood, makes much more depressed moods

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FluffyTorpedo · 19h

i think this is actually how people think bad of me XD, i dont really get much likes on my achievements and stuff, other people can do that, they get more likes, idk y but thats just how it works, and my Posting a lot really effects the way they see my other posts, u can put one of the best posts in 1 of my ideas, i bet it would only get like near 3-10 likes

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InvincibleForever · 18h

I'm with you, FluffyTorpedo. I like this story, but I hate how this person made you look bad.

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FluffyTorpedo · 17h

Xd

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19h

The Calbel Comedy Show

Calbel: Hey, sh*theads! Welcome to the Calbel Comedy Show! Today, two contestants are going to tell a joke, and then they will be rated! First contestant, Anonymous!

Anonymous walked onto stage.

Anonymous: Hey, everybody!

*Silence*

Anonymous: I heard that Shower Thoughts is getting very popular! You should check it out! WATER you waiting for?

*Crickets Chirping*

Anonymous: Well, you guys are a nice crowd!

*Cricket Chirping Intensifies*

Anonymous: Well, goodbye, everyone!

Anonymous walked off stage.

Calbel: Okay, next up is wrightentertainment!

wrightentertainment walks onto stage.

wrightentertainment: Hey, everybody!

Audience: Hello!

wrightentertainment: I heard that Shower Thoughts is getting very popular! You should check it out! WATER you waiting for?

Audience: *Laughing and Cheering*

wrightentertainment: *Bowing*

Audience: *Cheering*

wrightentertainment walks off stage.

Calbel: Well, now it's time to have the jokes rated, from one to ten! I need three people from the audience to cast a vote, and they will get a certain amount of points out of thirty! The person with the most points win! First, let's judge Anonymous' joke!

A ton of hands rose. Calbel picked three.

Volunteer #1: Well, it was pretty bad. Didn't like it. Zero.

Volunteer #2: Same here.

Volunteer #3: I agree with the last two.

Calbel: Okay, Anonymous has zero out of thirty points! What a loser!

Anonymous walks off disappointed.

Calbel: Okay, now wrightentertainment!

Calbel chose three people.

Volunteer #1: IT WAS AMAZING! I LOVED IT! PERFECT 10!

Volunteer #2: Same!

Volunteer #3: Same!

Calbel: That gives wrightentertainment a perfect score! Way to go, buddy!

wrightentertainment walks away with everyone cheering.

Calbel: Well, that's all for today! Tune in next time for even more comedy! See ya!

*Credits*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Idunno's Greatest Scheme of All Time

We all know that Idunno is quite the schemer and murderer. Well, one scheme that he made on the planet of Uposs was probably his best scheme yet, and his best mass murder yet as well. Here it is:

Idunno was in his kitchen on Uposs when he stepped on a frozen pea, causing it to fly up and enter the sink drain. The pea was sharp, and when the pea ended up in the sewer, it hit a fish, causing it to jump up and hit a loose screw. That made the pipe roll out of the sewer and enter the door of an airplane. The pipe was too heavy and caused the plane to crash on an atom bomb, destroying part of the planet. That section of the planet hit Uposs' moon, causing it to collide with Uposs, which destroyed the core of Uposs, making Uposs implode.

So, I have heard Idunno has transferred to the planet of Earth after destroying Uposs. Let this be a warning to you. Since he destroyed Uposs, he might destroy Earth as well. Please be careful of him. Any small task he does might be a huge scheme, and might result in the entire planet getting destroyed. I repeat, please be careful around him. Authorities, this is why you must look out for Idunno. He's very clever, and you never know what he might do. Okay, this is Anony, signing out of the story.

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Idunno · 1d

Oh, don't worry, I already have a plan >:)

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NEW ARRIVALS IN INDIA!

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Hippo75300 · 12h

Maybe it those horse people... or their cousins?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Once upon a time,
There was a niBBa named Dusty. He was Bunky Bresh.
Bhe Bnd

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Dusty · 20h

Just saying, I never got the whole 'B' thing with memes. Who was the braindead dumbass who made that a trend. Also, shh.

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Idunno Idunno · 1d · Edited

I won't do a 2nd part for this story, I just feel like writing. Also, this story actually happened yesterday in the Calbel.com discord chat...

Everyone here knows who Calbel is, but nobody knows his dark side. But yesterday that changed. Me and a couple others met this "other" Calbel. How, you ask? I'll tell you...Calbel kidnapped Kyriome, Cyborgaming, Cilidiaz and me. When we woke up, we were in his basement.
Idunno: Where the f*ck are we?
Calbel: In my basement. You're trapped, sorry.
Cyborgaming: Oh..WAIT WHAT?!
Idunno: Nice basement!
Kyriome: Hey, uh, why are there chains down here?
Calbel: It's just decoration
Idunno: I really like the blood on the wall!
Calbel: It adds a bit of colour to the room. Thanks for the support guys, I worked hard on the design.
Kyriome: Ooh, that skeleton looks realistic!
Calbel: Yeah, because it's real
Cyborgaming: ...
Calbel: 110% pure quality only
Idunno: NICE!!
Calbel: Thanks
Cyborgaming: Why are there 17 locks on the door? O.o
Calbel: In case someone tries to get in...or get out :D
Idunno: Are you going to kill us?
Calbel: I'm gonna read my book.
Cilidiaz: The Satanic Bible?
Calbel: Yep
Idunno: Why the f*ck are we in your basement if you're not going to kill us?!
Calbel: Because it's cozy
*Calbel leaves the room.*
We were trapped in his basement for 10,000 years, because time passes faster in Calbel's basement. Don't ask me why.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Alright, CaaaCat was the first person to comment on my post! Here's her story!

Once upon a time,
There was a caaat named CaaaCat. One day, she noticed she had a cough. So, she was sent to the hospital to have her lungs replaced. So, she got to the hospital and they took her in the bed and into the operating room. The doctor's name was Cornholio. He was, let's say, not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He started surgery with the anesthetics. He ripped a hole in her abdomen, and started surgery.

Cornholio (In Gay Accent): Okay, sweetheart! I'll be operating on you today! I hope you have fun during the surgery!

CaaaCat could not speak because the removal of skin on her abdomen was quite painful. Cornholio got a huge hammer and destroyed those ribs. CaaaCat was in unbearable pain. Then, he took the syringe and removed her spleen. He showed her her spleen.

Cornholio: Why, darlin'! You've got the prettiest spleen! It's red; my favourite colour!

CaaaCat: You're supposed to replaced my lungs, remember?

Cornholio: Oh, right!

He got his other syringe and looked all over for the lungs. He was dumb, so he didn't know where to look. He thought the lungs were under all the other organs. So, he removed her gallbladder, small intestines, large intestines, stomach, both kidneys, her liver, and lots and lots of tissue.

CaaaCat: Darn it! You're supposed to remove my LUNGS!

Cornholio: Oh, how stupid of me! They were here the entire time!

Cornholio tried to grab the lungs, but he couldn't, so he got the chainsaw and sawed a bunch of arteries. CaaaCat wasn't saying a word.

Cornholio: Wow, you're shy!

She didn't say anything. He removed her lungs, and also her heart, because it was rolling inside her. After stitching up, he realised CaaaCat had no organs.

Cornholio: Oh well! I'm also empty inside!

After a while, he realised CaaaCat was dead. So, he sent her body to the Central African Republic for starving kids to feast on her.

The End

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Kyriome Kyriome · 1d

Yello! As you may know, I currently have 3 stories currently going on. I want to know which one you like best. Please vote in the comments, Murder Tales, Welcome To The Water House (WTTWH for short), or Bob the carrot. Whichever story gets the most votes, for a week, every day I will post 2 parts of that story.

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Cilidiaz · 1d

WTTWH :D

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Bob the carrot part 4

Several hours later, Bob woke up.

Bob: Huh? Where am I?
???: This is a cave.
Bob: Who are you?
???: I am Koozie.

AH HA! THAT'S THE B*STARD WHO'S MESSING WITH THE STORY!

Bob: Y-you're not a vegetable! How are you alive?! You're a cookie!
Koozie: Well, I'm a failed lab experiment. Instead of testing on a person, they decided to test on a piece of food. They wanted to create a super-soldier, but instead they just enlarged a cookie and gave it life. When they realized they failed, they tried to kill me. I ran, and found a hiding spot in their lab. I've been hiding there my whole life. But, my backstory doesn't matter. We need to get off Fruitopia. The people who were at the store have already left for the bridge.
Bob: The bridge?! Why not the subway?
Koozie: Well, uh...look outside.

Heheheh...Bob looked outside the cave. He saw lot's of dead bodies, lot's of fruit juice, and lot's of buildings in shambles.

Bob: WHAT THE H*LL?!
Koozie: It's the work of those Muncher things. The island's in ruins, so the subway is out of order. Come on, let's go to the bridge. It's only a few steps from here.

Bob and Koozie went to the bridge, where the other vegetables were waiting. They thought they would escape, but they were wrong.

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Space Hopper - Part 10

*WrightEntertainment walks down a long corridor, dragging a handcuffed Idunno and followed by Dr. Satanist who is pushing Sportacus in a wheelchair. Wright has a look of disdain upon his face*
Idunno [in German]: "Ich sage dir, der Narr spricht wahrheitsgemäß."
Wright: "Shut up! I've had enough of this tomfoolery!"
Satanist: "What did he say?"
Wright: "The same, the exact same!"
Satanist: "But it's nonsense, it can't be true."
Sportacus; "I assure you that it is doctor."
Wright: "If anything, it just proves you are working with the Germans."
Idunno: "Ich würde nie mit diesem Feigling arbeiten!"
Wright: "And that might as well be you just trying to defend him."
*They turn a left corner*
Wright: "The boss will set this straight."
Sportacus: "I fail to see how he could verify my story."
Satanist: "She has a way with getting the truth from others. However, she only ever does so in isolation."
Sportacus: "Sounds ominous..."
Wright: "It's no less than you deserve, you putrid spy."
*They reach a locked door, Satanist goes over and knocks*
Keela [from the other side]: "Who is it?"
Satanist: "Dr. Satanist and Mr. Entertainment, we've come to ask for help with our interrogation."
*The door unlocks and opens, Satanist enters, the door closes again*
Satanist [to Wright]: "Why've they left you outside?"
Wright: "Probably to guard you two. Now then would you both please be quiet and..."
*Idunno pulls his arms up and over Wright's head, pulling the chain of the handcuffs against Wright's throat*
Idunno [whispering, in English]: "...and be still."
*After a brief struggle, Wright faints. Idunno reaches down, picks up the sidearm Wright was carrying, then points it at Sportacus*
Idunno: "Now, be very quiet indeed."

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Alroight, m8! This is Anony! If you want to participate, please comment on this post if you want me to make a story about you dying a brutal death! First person to comment will be the one who gets the story written about them! I will make the story after the comment is written!

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CaaaCat · 1d

IM FIRST MAKE A SOTYR BOUT MEH

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CaaaCat · 1d

FIRS

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Remember that Johnny Johnny story? Well, it's based off of a real YouTube video. Check it out.

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The Anonytack

One day in Calbel Land, everything was peaceful. Everyone was having a nice time hanging around. Then, all of a sudden, all of their phones get a notification. Calbel uploaded a new video. Immediately, everyone started scramming. They hid in their homes in their basements. The locked the doors, barricaded the windows, and prepared the hot chocolate. They knew what was to come. All of the Anonymous users started banging their hands on their keyboards and pressing "Post". Thousands of posts at a time, all gibberish, were being sent in all sorts of categories. The lag was starting to get real. The once peaceful land was getting overloaded with spam and useless information, and all chaos broke loose. The users, even locked in their basements, could hear the obnoxious sounds of feed. The entire website was getting ruined and overloaded, and the cycle kept going for hours; endless streams of posts being sent by Anonymous users. Millions and millions of posts spamming the website and over lagging it filled up Calbel Land. There was a huge disaster of lag. Anyone dumb enough to walk outside would suffer the extreme lag and possibly suffocate from a lack of instances to move and take breaths. Finally, after what seemed like forever, it was finally safe enough to come out of their shells to the aftermath of the hostile attack. Everything was destroyed. Codes and numbers and requests were injured or even killed. The citizens of Calbel Land had to clean this entire mess up, an incredibly painful procedure. They had to do this. Every time the Anonymous users came. Then, after endless hours of refurnishing, everything was peaceful again, until the next notification popped up.

The End

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InvincibleForever · 2d

Nice story, I love this!

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Dusty · 2d

101/10, this is beautiful...

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Johnny Johnny: Part Two

The midget pigs started circling Johnny and his father, and then the two stopped. The pigs flew into Johnny's mouth and he ate them.

Father: Johnny Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, papa?

Father: Eating pigs?

When he said that, his eyes became pigs and the kitchen became pigs for a brief moment. Then, it went back to normal.

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Open your mouth!

Johnny: Hahaha!

Then, Johnny burped a pig's eyes. They fell on the floor, and then the eye's eyebrows lifted. The kitchen became longer while Johnny and his father stared at each other intensely, and then the kitchen went back to normal. Then, they started chasing each other again. Except the kitchen became longer and Johnny and his father's bodies became pigs. The cabinets opened and closed, and then one large cabinet opened to reveal a ton of sugar and them all labelled: sugar. Then, the kitchen distorted and Johnny opened his mouth really wide and lifted his arms, and walked towards his father while his father looked a little upset. Then, Johnny's father took Johnny in his hands and extended his mouth really wide, and then ate Johnny. His head went back to normal and he walked to the other side of the kitchen.

Father: Hahaha!

Then, he burped Johnny's rainbow propeller hat.

The End

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Dusty · 2d

I have SEVERAL QUESTIONS.

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Johnny Johnny: Part One

Once upon a time,
There was a little boy named Johnny. He wore a rainbow propeller hat. He walked into the kitchen, and went over to a cabinet. On the top of the cabinet, there were four porcelain jars labelled: flour, sugar, salt, and beans. Johnny took the sugar. He opened the lid and took a few handfuls of sugar. Then, his father walked in. His father was a lot taller than him, and wore a tub and tie. He also had crooked teeth. He walked over to Johnny. He bent his head down.

Father: Johnny Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, papa?

Father: Eating sugar?

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Telling lies?

Johnny: No papa!

Father: Open your mouth!

Johnny: Hahaha!

Johnny then closed the lid and swallowed the entire jar of sugar. His father wasn't very pleased, and took his arms out and held them in front of him. Then, he started chasing Johnny in circles. Then, all the cabinets and drawers opened and closed, along with the refrigerator. The stove also turned on. Then, they stopped.

Father: Johnny Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, papa?

Father: Eating sugar?

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Open your mouth!

Johnny: Hahaha!

Johnny then burped out the lid of the sugar jar, which he had eaten. The lid bounced off his father's head and they started chasing each other again. The cabinets opened and closed, and then one cabinet stayed open and silverware flew out. The silverware started flying around Johnny and his father. Then, they stopped. The silverware flew into Johnny's mouth and he ate them.

Father: Johnny Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, papa?

Father: Eating silverware?

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, papa!

Father: Open your mouth!

Johnny: Hahaha!

Then, Johnny burped out a fork and it stabbed his father's forehead. He swatted it off, and he started chasing him again. The cabinets moved again, and then a drawer opened. A bunch of midget pigs ran out.

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Murder Tales Chapter 3: Double Murder On Mt. Freeze part 9

I went to the train station to talk to the conductor.

Me: Did anyone come here today?
Conductor: Yeah. Someone came here with a wheelbarrow. They showed me their ID, and asked to go to the coal room. I let them in, and they started putting coal in their wheelbarrow.
Me: Do you remember who they are?
Conductor: Well, no.

I went back to town. I saw Vez sitting on a bench, with a sad look in his eyes.

Me: Why are you sad, Vez?
Vez: Well, the 2 murders that occurred here remind me of how my cousin was recently killed. Someone murdered him while he was working on a train.
Me: ...Vez, were you around the train station today?
Vez: Yeah, I was honoring his death.
Me: ...Vez...you're the one that killed Truz!
Vez: What?! What do you mean?!
Me: You went to the train station, then filled a wheelbarrow with coal. You were able to do this because your cousin, who worked at the Lizzon Express, died on the job. Then you set up a small machine on a cliff. You went back down, and waited for the election to start. Once Truz activated the machine, coal killed him. That's exactly what happened!
Vez: I, er, uh...n-no! You can't just accuse me of murder without evidence!
Sculptor: Kyriome! I finished scraping off the ice! The ID says, "Glon, Vez".
Vez: WHAT THE H*LL?!
Me: You dropped your ID on the cliff. Wait a second...does this mean your cousin is-

Before I could finish talking, Vez knocked me unconscious.

To be continued...

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The plague is getting me...
It's so unpleasant...
It's inevitable...
Why am I the one who has to have it?
OH NO! NOBODY WANTS ME TO INCLUDE THEM IN THEIR STORIES! WHAT WILL I DO? MAKE MY OWN CHARACTERS? NO! I CAN'T HAVE FUN THAT WAY!
*Plops On Floor*
It's just like everyone thinks my stories are
Cilidiaz: Weird, and can you please stop using me in your stories? Please? I don't want to seem rude.
Huh? Where am I?
Cilidiaz: You're in a flashback!
What? I physically exist in a flashback?
Cilidiaz: Yep!
Well, I guess this is the moment Cilidiaz proclaimed to not be in my stories.
Cilidiaz: Indeed. :D
Well, this isn't wonderful. I don't really
Idunno: Want to be in a story with those kinds of challenges.
Huh? Am I in another flashback?
Idunno: Well, you're in a flashback, that's what I know.
Oh, this must be the moment Idunno wanted to be eliminated from my Wanker Gameshow story.
Idunno: Yes.
Well, this was a pretty good memory, because I got to have fun with eliminating you from the story. :D
Idunno: Well, I failed my job.
*Idunno Then Got a Nervous Look*
Idunno: Uhhhhh, I said nothing!
Well, I've had to flashbacks, and I don't want
Cyborgaming: You to put me in your stories anymore.
Darn it! Another flashback! Also, a recent one!
Cyborgaming: Um, well, okay.
Wow, I hope that nobody else will tell me to not include them in my stories!
*Then, Cilidiaz, Idunno, and Cyborgaming All Appear In Front of Him*
All: Don't include us. Don't include us. Please don't. Do not.
*Then, Things Started To Change. Cilidiaz's CGI Started To Flicker. Idunno's Drawing Had A Few Scribbles On Him. Cyborgaming's Animatronic Started To Look More Sinister*
Huh? What's going on?
*Then, the Three Changed So Much That They Looked Like Nightmares. Then, They Terrorize Him*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP IT! AAAAAAAAAHAHHHAHAA!
*The Scene Zooms Out To See All Four Inside of a TV, With Calbel Watching It*
Calbel: Ah, it's working. My plan is working. I'm glad.

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Idunno · 3d

You can include me in your stories, as long as they are not...weird and stuff. :D This story was amazing btw, if you make stories like this, you can put me in it :)

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Kyriome Kyriome · 3d

Bob the carrot part 3:

Random fruit: EEEEEEK!
Other random fruit: AGHHHHHH!
Some other random fruit: GAH! Ow... go on without me...
Bob: AHHHH!!

Inside the store were monsters. The monsters were ball shaped blobs with limbs, claws, and extremely sharp teeth. They're called Munchers. One of the Munchers jumped over Bob, making it impossible to leave the store.

Bob: G-get away from me, you...you thing!
Muncher: GRAAAAAAW!

The Muncher jumped onto Bob, knocking him down, and then...Bob fell unconscious? That's not supposed to happen, the Muncher was supposed to instantly kill him...wait, why's the Muncher dead?! Wait, all the Munchers in the store are dead! This isn't how the story's supposed to go! Who the h*ll is messing with the story?!

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There was the machine. Anony was stuck in the machine, and there was no way to get out. Everything was fiery inside the machine, and very unpleasant. Dusty had recently been in the machine, and Anony and Dusty had a miserable time in that machine. Then, Dusty learned the truth, and innovated on it, and escaped the machine. Idunno was outside of the machine, messing with the gears while Dusty and Anony were in there. So, Dusty became an outsider of the machine, and Anony was alone again. Another one of the outsiders was a pleasant fellow named Cyborgaming. He was an outsider for a long time, but something happened one day. The machine was placed in a really dark room, almost empty. So, Cyborgaming was doing stuff in that room when he looked up and expected to see the dark ceiling, but saw the sky. It was grey and musky. He then looked down, and everything was different. He appeared to be outside, and everything looked horrible. Burnt flowers, high-pitched noises, and fires everywhere. Obviously, he was confused, and then Anony walked up to him.

Anony: Cyborgaming, please. Please don't make this a reality.

Cyborgaming: What do you mean? I did nothing!

Anony: Oh, did you? Well, the control doesn't say so.

Cyborgaming: Huh? What did I do?

Anony: All actions are recorded, Cyborgaming.

Cyborgaming: You're over exaggerating!

Anony: Oh, am I? Things happen.

Cyborgaming: You're going to fast!

Anony: That's what she said.

Cyborgaming: What? This is not a joke! Nothing about this is a joke!

Anony: True, Cyborgaming. This is not a joke. You know what's also not a joke? You have a chance. You have a chance to escape this. To rewrite all of this. Use it wisely.

Cyborgaming: None of this makes any sense!

Anony: Realise this properly, Cyborgaming. Farewell.

Anony then walked away. Cyborgaming sat on the floor.

Cyborgaming: Is this reality?

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stop putting me in your stories

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