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Pedro and Poncho
Poncho was sleeping under a tree when Pedro came by with a butterfly. Poncho said "Hey Pedro why do you have a butterfly?" Pedro said "You can get a pound of butter with a butterfly". Poncho says "Nah, that ain't true", then Pedro went to the store with the butterfly. Later he came by Poncho and had the butter. Later Pedro came by with a horsefly. Poncho says "Hey Pedro, why do you have a horsefly?" Pedro says "You can get a horse with a horsefly" Poncho says "Nah, that ain't true". Later Poncho heard a "clop clop clop" and saw Pedro on a horse. Later Pedro came by with a pussy willow.
Poncho said "WAIT FOR ME PEDRO!!!!!!!!"
The Room: Part VII: Halloween Special!
Anony...mous_Group: *Looking At Script* Huh? I don't remember this part being a Halloween special...
Scareborgaming: WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DELAYING THE STORY FOR SO LONG!
Scareborgaming: It's October, and when it's October, you have to change your identity to fit a Halloweenie category or else you get thrown on the street and spammed until the end of the month!
InvincibleForever: Well, I guess that's one way to put it...
Anony...mous_Group: AW, COME ON! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE SCHEDULE! WE WERE GOING TO KILL SALADDRESSING TODAY!
Anony: Well, thanks for ruining everything! Now the story will be fourteen more parts longer than before!
_Saraphina_: Actually, it would be seventeen parts longer than before, because the board on the floor–
Anony: Thank you for trying to tell us, but I'm not really in the mood for logic.
_Saraphina_: Ugh, my reputation is horrible. Nobody appreciates anything I do. They keep telling me I need to die or overdose my girlfriend with beer. This life is not pleasant.
Walkyo: Hey, what's going on with your name? Why did it change back to its original?
Anony: Character limits.
Nia_Potato: Oh, man, I think I just got tooth cancer...can you alter the story to fix that?
Anony: NO! Now, to spend the time, I will use one individual's impotent idea as a source of self spirit. *Takes Out Bible*
Anony: Oh, you'll understand when your life becomes so mundane you actually have time for recreational social media.
Hiwa: Hey guys do you like pillows i like pillows therr very squishy and remind me of ice cubes
Anony: Huh? I think this character spammed the script so much she has become part of the story now...
Hiwa: That's right now i will spam rest of story
Anony: HAHA! LESS THAT 100 CHARACTERS LEFT! YOU CANNOT SPAM!
My uncle was visiting (not relevant to the story), and one day he burst into my room with a horrified expression on his face. I asked him what was wrong, and he said that my baby brother just swore. I asked him what he said, and my uncle said that he said "f*ck you." I thought it wasn't possible, as nobody in the house swore. So we went to my baby brother and told him to say it again. He said, "f*ck you." We asked him who told him that, and he said "mummy!" We confronted her and asked why she was teaching him to swear, but she said she didn't. Turns out, he wasn't swearing at all. He was trying and failing to say "thank you."
Halloween is quickly approaching, so, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Murder Tales Halloween special! (Please keep in mind this is not canon to the rest of Murder Tales)
Murder Tales: Blood Harvest: Part 0: Going To The Mansion.
It all started one night in October, when I had gone to the library. I had heard about unsolved murders that occurred at a mansion, and I decided to read a book about them. While I was reading, a fancy person came up to me.
???: Oh, reading about the Vozzen House murders, are you?
Me: Huh? Oh, yes.
???: (sigh) Oh, those maids didn't deserve that...neither did the butlers.
Me: Yeah, their deaths seemed pretty gory.
???: ...I suppose I should properly introduce myself. I am Antaske Vozzen, heir of the Vozzen family and current owner of Vozzen mansion
Me: Wait, you own the place?
Antaske: Yes. That is why I took interest in you reading that book. Would you like to visit the mansion? I will soon host a formal party.
Me: Oh, yeah, I'd love to go.
Antaske: Excellent. The party shall take place tomorrow. Here are the directions to get there from this library.
Antaske gave me directions to the mansion, and then left. I decided to rent out the book and went home. I finished reading it, and went to sleep. The next day, I put on fancy clothes, and started heading towards the mansion.
To be continued...
The legend of Kabbage patch kid
Doge was suddenly awoken from a dream.
Doge went to call his friends who were:IF SalaDressing,hiwa(just kidding lol),W.A.Y,FluffyT and Dex
Doge:such come to house
Twelve minutes later
Dex:Took your time IF
IF:hiwa was on the road being a jerk!
Doge:much find map
W.A.Y and Saladressing at the same time:where to?
W.A.Y:JINKS YOU OWE ME A SODA.HA!
Doge:much to kabbagey swamp...........
(Bringing this story back after like a month)
A week later the group landed in Munich ,Germany. The landing was rough and now the jet is broken with a turbine fallen of and landed somewhere else. Everyone got out safe
Nancy-"We came here at a bad time, January is Munichs coldest time with weathers reaching -1 degrees. We need to find a place to hold up in"
Invincible-"Well we are in the middle of a forest so I think we should focus on getting out of here, this place is dense with trees and it's nearly night"
Cilidiaz-"There could be a cabin or somthing"
Idunno-"Well we should get going now, I say we head forward from here"
The rest of the group agreed and on they went. 2 hours went by and night had came, the group became tired and where desperate for a place to stay from the bitter cold
Anony-"There! I see a light up ahead"
They all looked and saw what seemed to be a house
Cilidiaz-"Wait! What if someone lives there?"
Anony-"One of us needs to go and get a closer look"
Nancy-"I'll go look, all of you's stay here"
Nancy stepped forward and walked to the mysterious light. 5 minutes had passed until she came running back to the forest
Nancy-"It's a small cabin, there's a light on inside but no ones there"
The rest of the group followed her and they went in the cabin. It was small and had a lit fireplace with an deer head on the wall, the walls had a dark green wallpaper and wooden floors. The group sat on the brown sofa in the middle of the room
Idunno-"We should stay until we've rested"
Invincible-"What if some stranger comes here"
Nancy-" I don't think someone will leave this place and leve the lights on, lets not worry for now".
Idunno-"Wait! I hear a car!"
Continued in comments
Want to hear a true story that happened a few minutes ago? 😋
Me: *makes a post about shower thoughts from here, on the group*
Random guy: You should check out my steam wall,xD makes me proud
Me: What's that?
Random guy: txt me and i will tell you cutie 😏
THE END 😂
*Narrator voice* And she never texted him...
Welcome To The Water House part 13: Who'll win "Assassin"?
Cilidiaz: (panting) I should be far away from him now...What the? My legs feel kinda weird, like there's water here or something...
M_A_R: (panting) Alright, I got away from IDunno...oh, hey Cilidiaz!
M_A_R: I'm just running away from IDunno.
Cilidiaz: ...Wait a second...(hissing sounds)
Cilidiaz remembered M_A_R was her target, so she jumped onto him, and started scratching his face.
M_A_R: AAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY NOSE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO, MY STOMACH! AAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhh...*dies*
Cilidiaz: ...Did I really just do that? Well, whatever. Looks like I'm against Calbel now.
M_A_R: Huh? What is this place?
IF: Spectator mode!
IDunno: Thanks for leaving me to die...
M_A_R: I thought you were gonna kill me!
IDunno: But I didn't, did I?!
IF: Guys, calm down. Let's just watch Calbel and Cilidiaz fight.
Calbel: Moo. (Where's that cat?)
Cilidiaz: (whispering) There he is... I'll just jump into him, and scratch his stomach until he dies. (hisses)
Cilidiaz jumped onto Calbel, and started clawing at his stomach, but Calbel shook her off.
Cilidiaz: ...Uh oh.
Calbel: Looks like I win. *stomps on Cilidiaz's head*
Both Cilidiaz and Calbel went into spectator mode.
Intercom: Congratulations, Calbel!
Calbel: Moo. (What do I get?)
Intercom: Absolutely nothing!
M_A_R: Hey, does anyone else feel water?
Intercom: Everyone else does, M_A_R! The game went on to the end of the day, so water is currently flooding the floor! I've un-paralyzed all of you, so take off your helmets, and go to the next floor!
Everyone followed my instruction, and arrived at the fifth floor.
Shabsterz: Oh, hey guys.
Shabsterz: While you guys had those headset things on, I heard something really weird. It sounded like someone was climbing the wall on the outside.
Cilidiaz: Hm, that IS really weird. Probably nothing, though.
IF: Let's just go to sleep now.
Welcome To The Water House part 12: The bloodshed of day 4
Cilidiaz: Huh? Where am I?
Cilidiaz was in a random spot in the simulated plains. In front of her was some text that said, "KILL M_A_R".
Cilidiaz: Oh, this must be that simulation. It looks like my target is M_A_R. I better get going.
M_A_R: Oh, there's a sword right there! This'll definitely help take down Calbel...
Some time passed, and everyone was trying to find their target.
IF: (in a whisper voice) Alright, Cilidiaz's right there, so I'll take my battleaxe, run up to her, and- AGH!
IDunno: Ha! I'll let you keep that dagger in your back, I'll take the battleaxe.
IDunno put a dagger through IF's back, and she's the first to "die".
IDunno: Oh, my new target is Cilidiaz?
Cilidiaz: Oh, hey IDunno. I thought I heard IF over here, but I guess no-... AHHH!!!! *runs away*
M_A_R: Ugh, where's that cow?
IDunno: Hey, M_A_R!
M_A_R: What, are you here to kill me or something?
IDunno: What? No! I need you to find Cilidiaz for me.
M_A_R: No! You're definitely gonna kill me. *runs away*
Calbel: Moo. (Hi, IDunno!)
IDunno: Oh, hey Calbel. Wait a minute...if I'm trying to kill Cilidiaz, and M_A_R is trying to kill me, then that means... you're tryi- OW! OW! OW!
Calbel was stomping on IDunno, since he couldn't pick up anything.
IDunno: Gah, you son of a b-*dies*
Calbel: Looks like I'll be killing Cilidiaz now.
IDunno: Huh? Where am I?
IF: You're in spectator mode. By the way, screw you.
IDunno: Awww, I hate you too.
Bob the carrot part 5
Soon, Bob and Koozie reached the bridge where others were waiting.
Koozie: Hi everyone, this is Bob!
Tommy the tomato: A carrot? Ha, this is FRUITopia, what are YOU doing here?
Oliver the orange: Yeah, you don't belong here! Screw off!
Allison the apple: Um, guys, maybe we shouldn't be so mea-
Lizzie the lemon: What are you talking about, Allison? He doesn't belong with us!
Sally the strawberry: Ya, girl. Let's leave that dude behind.
Gavin the grape: Let's just go, everyone. Ignore that misfit. Leave him to die. Let's also leave that other misfit, Kazie or whatever.
Gavin took a bag of supplies from Koozie, and the group of fruits started walking along the bridge, with Bob and Koozie trailing behind.
Bob: So, why do they hate you? You saved their lives!
Koozie: Well, I guess it's just the fact that I'm a cookie, and they're fruits. I assume they just waited so they could take the supplies.
The group walked for a few more minutes, when suddenly, BOOM!
Lizzie: What the h*ll?!
Gavin: A part of the bridge in front of us blew up!
Allison: Ah, I'm scared!
The group heard growls, and behind them, there were 5 Munchers.
Gavin: Take weapons, everyone! Wait a second, why are you two following us?!
Bob: Because we don't wanna die!
Sally: Let's just kill these things!
Welcome To The Water House part 11: Becoming assassins
Intercom: Gooood morning, everyone!
IF: I guess Shabsterz is still unconscious...
Intercom: Today, Shabsterz won't be participating in the activity. Anyways, today, you see those headsets over there?
Intercom: Put them on, and I'll explain from there.
They all put on their headsets (excluding Shabsterz) and found themselves in a simulation.
Cilidiaz: Woah, this is so cool!
Intercom: I have paralyzed all of your real world bodies for this activity. Anyways, wanna know what you're gonna do?
Calbel: Moo. (Yeah.)
Intercom: You're gonna kill each other!
Intercom: Jeez, relax, I don't mean that literally. I call this game, "Assassin". Once it starts, you'll be put into a simulation of some open plains, and you'll be far away from each other. There are weapons spread out across the plains that you'll need. You'll each be assigned a target to kill. Your weapons will only hurt your target. Once you've killed your target, you'll be assigned their target. You won't know other people's targets, so you have to watch out. If you're "killed", you'll just watch the game in spectator-mode. The last person standing wins!
M_A_R: Uh, I don't really wanna-
Intercom: 3 2 1 GO!
Welcome To The Water House part 10: Escaping from paradise
IDunno: Alright, I got Shabsterz to the next floor.
M_A_R: Okay, 3, 2, 1, PUUUUUUUSH!
IF: That's what she said.
M_A_R: DAMMIT INVINCIBLEFOREVER, NOW'S NOT THE TIME!
Using their combined strength, the group pushed Calbel up to the next floor.
Calbel: Moo. (Thanks guys.)
Cilidiaz: No problem!
IDunno: We should get some sleep now guys.
IF: Goodnight, everyone!
Hm, I guess I'll go to sleep too.
(meanwhile, during the night...)
???: (drowning sounds) Must... (drowning sounds) get... (drowning sounds) revenge...(drowning sounds) (punches through wall) Yes... now, to climb... I will kill them all...
Once upon a time, there was a very uncreative Girl, called Saraphina. She really wanted to write a Story, because she's read all those amazing stories by other users. Saraphina thought and thought for hours, but she didn't get any ideas. So she just wrote about her struggle of not being creative enough. And now she's pressing the post button.
The Room: Part VI:
FluffyTorpedo: yeah kyriome it is very important please listen to me it will save your life
Kyriome: Sounds fair enough...What is it?
FluffyTorpedo: congratulations for completing my challenge, i cant believe you of most people would do the challenge to XD, im happy you won, i wish i could more than just a shoutout tho *sighs* but congratulations :D
Kyriome: ...Is that it?
FluffyTorpedo: yep Xd
Anony: Okay, Kyriome, I will begin the death sentence! Hold still!
Kyriome: Wait, no! Thomas is m–:&:£'djdjd
Those were the sounds of drowning.
Anony: *After Procedure* HOLY YES! I KILLED KYRIOME! THAT'S WHAT HE GETS!
_Saraphina_: I object to your behaviour!
Anony: Huh? What's wrong with it?
_Saraphina_: The term "HOLY YES" doesn't exist! It doesn't even make sense!
Anony: Oh...I thought you were going to scold me for killing Kyriome.
InvincibleForever: Well, she might not, but we are! How dare you kill Kyriome!
Anony: You didn't care about Kyriome before, though.
InvincibleForever: Well, whatever! Now that he's dead, I care about him!
Dusty: Oh well.
Dusty: Didn't you hear me, you deaf cephalopod?!
Anony: Okay, you don't care.
Idunno: Why did you do that to him?
Anony: Well, I'm sorry you didn't get to murder him! Boo-hoo! Also, you're going to be able to kill someone in Part IX.
Anony: Now, no more interup–
All of a sudden, a huge helicopter flew through the wall, and out came another one!
SaladDressing: HOW'S IT GOING, Y'ALL? SALADDRESSING IN THE HAU5!
Anony: What? Where did you come from?
SaladDressing: Oh, I just wanted to be in your story, so I came to sabotage it!
All of a sudden, Anony altered the story to fix the wall.
Walkyo: He can alter stories and stuff.
Anony: So, SaladDressing, what would you like to do here?
TBC (In Comments)
Welcome To The Water House part 9: Day 3, welcome to paradise(?)
IDunno: Die! Die! DIEEEEEE!
M_A_R: One day, I shall rid this world of 🇧! HIYA!
IF: Cilidiaz, how do I look?
IF: What about now?
Cilidiaz: Still great!
IF: How about now? Or now? Or now?
Cilidiaz: Wow, calm down! I need to get to practicing these rituals! Now let's see, which kind of ritual do I practice next?
Calbel: Moo. (Ah, so much grass...)
Shabsterz: JET-PACK!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
They're all enjoying their time...heheheh...
Now, lots of hours have passed.
IDunno: Aw, I'm almost through all the NapsterGastly dummies!
IF: Wait...does anyone else hear something?
Calbel: Moo. (No, not really.)
Shabsterz: WOOOOO, JET-PACK!!!
IF: Hm...I guess it's just my imagination.
Ha ha ha ha! It's working!
Wow, it's been even more time, and they still haven't noticed their doom!
Shabsterz: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! JET-PACK! JEEEEEEEET-PAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (THUD) (splash!)
Wait a second...uh oh. Shabsterz flew straight into a wall, and fell down... down into-
M_A_R: Water! There's water!
IF: It's up to our necks!
Cilidiaz: Wait, has the gate to the next floor been open this whole time?! We gotta grab Shabsterz and get out of here!
IDunno: Well, I'm the strongest here due to my history as a murderer, so I'll take him. Now, let's swim awa-
Calbel: Moo. (I can't swim!)
Cilidiaz: Oh, yeah...
M_A_R: Alright, so IDunno should bring Shabsterz to the next floor, and the rest of us should try to push Calbel there!
IF: We've gotta be quick about it!
One day, I was just hanging out. When suddenly, I heard a knock on the door.
When I got to the door, there was the BIGGEST damn bird I have EVER seen!
He looked at me, got close to my face...
And screamed 'TWEET TWEET, MOTHERF*CKAH!!!' Right in my ear. The end.
As the title of the previous part of "Welcome To The Water House" says, I'm still accepting requests from anyone who wants to be in the story. Based on something that'll happen soon in the story, I could fit more people in.
Welcome To The Water House part 8: I'm still accepting requests to be in the story.
Intercom: Bing bong, ding dong! Goooooood morning, everybody!
IDunno: No...five more minutes...
Shabsterz: Hm...why do I feel like we're missing someone? ...Oh yeah...
Calbel: Moo. (What are we doing today?)
Intercom: I'm glad you asked! Today, you'll be doing absolutely nothing!
M_A_R: Uh...this is a trick, right?
Intercom: Nope! Today, you get to just relax as much as you want!
Cilidiaz: You...you must be lying.
Intercom: How many times do I have to say this?! TODAY. YOU. GET. TO. RELAX. AND. DO. NOTHING!
Shabsterz: You're definitely lying.
Intercom: Okay...does THIS look like a lie to you?
Suddenly, the room began transforming before their very eyes!
IDunno: Awesome! Weapons and NapsterGastly dummies!
M_A_R: Ooh, there's some 🇧 dummies too!
Calbel: Moo. (Woah! A buffet of different types of grass!)
Cilidiaz: Yay! There's a bunch of tools to help practice rituals!
IF: Wow, it's a rapid profile-pic-changer!
Shabsterz: A jet-pack! Woo!
Intercom: Go on, enjoy yourselves! Bloop!
Heh, I think they're falling for the trap! Hahahaha!
The Room: Part V: HAZ IT ALEREADY BEEEN A MONTH???
Anony: WEEELcoMe, everYBodY! IT's bEen a WHOLE MONTH, and I Am tO conTinUE tHE SEEERRRIEES! i Don'T caRe abOut YoUr WaiTing, bEcaUse That'S jUst thE perSon I Am!
Kyriome: Hey, stop mocking me! >:(
Anony: Isn't the whole point of this series about making fun of you and the others? Also, Kyriome, I have a gift for you.
Kyriome: I'm going to assume that your gift is not a good one...
Anony: Wow, I really underestimated your intelligence! Too bad I can't appreciate it anymore...
Kyriome: Uh oh...It kind of sounds like you're about to kill me or something; I hope that's not the case.
Anony: TOO BAD!
All of a sudden, a huge grabber grabbed Kyriome and placed him in a plastic container. A lid quickly come down and closed the container. Kyriome tried to get out, but it was no use.
Anony: I TOLD YOU THAT KARMA WOULD ENGULF YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!
Kyriome: Woah, woah, woah! Settle down! It was just a story I made!
Anony: I DON'T CARE! NOW, I WILL POUR SULFURIC ACID INTO THE HOLE [there was a hole on the lid Kyriome didn't notice before] ABOVE YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN AND MELT!
Cilidiaz: NO, DON'T DO IT!
Kyriome: Look, Anony, Cilidiaz has got my back! You do not have my back!
Cilidiaz: I needed to sacrifice Kyriome so I can get an unlimited supply of Breaking Bad DVD's!
Anony: Well, Kyriome, it's time to meet your doo–
Idunno: WAIT! DON'T DO IT!
Kyriome: Hey, Idunno's got my back!
Idunno: I WANTED TO MURDER HIM TOMORROW!
Anony: Let's just get this ov–
FluffyTorpedo: fhfjrncjmfm rkd d some flesj wxj
InvincibleForever: Anony, can you just alter the story so we can understand what Fluffy's trying to say?
Anony: Fine. I just enhanced his grammar so it's 10x better than before.
FluffyTorpedo: yeah there Kyriome i need to tell you somethin