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Anonymous Anonymous · 9h

I accidentally drank a latte full of caffeine at 7 pm. Couldn't fall asleep until past midnight

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As my mum was getting out of the bath, I was going to get in. My mum's SUPER expensive book was on the bench where I was going to put my stuff, so I handed it to my mum. It slipped as I was passing it to her. It fell into the bath.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Yesterday, I got a pair of really expensive, new shoes. Today, I lost one in the bus or train.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

One day I was walking down an alley way,I saw someone beating up a guy who looked like my friend,I told him to fuck off and leave him alone,I looked at the guy in horror as it was my father,he said "bitch I'm beating up this guy leave me alone" then I punched my dad forgetting who he was,let's just say I was in hospital for 8 months

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I don't know if this counts because it didn't happen to me, but I was at a store that serves free popcorn and coffee.
This kid gets his popcorn and is deciding what flavor of salt he wants. He eventually reaches over to what LOOKS like salt, but is actually sugar for the coffee.
I see him do this and I say, "Um... that's sugar,"
His face drains of color and his jaw dropped, looking as if he's seen a ghost. I was confused as to why he was reacting this way to a simple mistake.
He slowly turns, places the popcorn in a trash bin, and runs out of the store.

I want to be friends with this kid.

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Idunno · 22d

I once put sugar instead of salt on my popcorn....I hated it.

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wrightentertainment · 22d

I've done it alot of times (not accidentally) and I love sugar on my popcorn

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Was sitting in class and we had to go on this website the whole class was supposed to go on. We had to go on our specific page the teacher made for us. As I was looking for my name to click on to go on that page, I noticed a name on that page, and I thought it was spelled wrong. It read "Ashleigh", and I thought her name was spelled, "Ashley." It looked kinda weird and I tried pronouncing it out loud. I looked up, and heard a, "Yes?" It turned out, the girl sitting right in front of me WAS her, and she just heard me say her name, and was looking at me really weird.

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AandATV AandATV · 28d · Edited

My friend and I were getting ready to jump into the pool until I jumped in with my glasses on. Insurance didn't cover them. TIFU

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InvincibleForever · 28d

And this is why I got a replacement policy on my glasses.

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One day i brought my kitten to school on accident. I was in the 8th grade. She must have crawled in my back pack when I was looking for my textbook that morning. I got suspended for 5 days for "Harming the class"

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Linnon · 29d

The school f***** up more than you did.

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Jimmy101 Jimmy101 · 1mo · Edited

I just walked to my bus stop because I thought it was a Tuesday (today is a Monday) and I thought I was going to be late, and it didn't help that I fell asleep and thought it was 8 in the morning when I woke up.

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Accidentally set my alarm today. It's Sunday, and I didn't get to sleep in because of it.

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Went to take out my contact.

I didn't have any contacts in.

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

That must've hurt...

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DinoDudeMike · 1mo

Oh yea

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Calbel · 1mo

Rip

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I know I burn easily and yet, I made a horrible mistake. Two hours in broad daylight at noon. No sunscreen, black swimsuit, water and sitting without shade. Thought, "It's only two hours, I will be ok."
Two hours and second degree burns across my whole back, chest and arms later. Ya, I f***ed up.

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awesomephantomgirl55 awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo · Edited

Ok so actually right now my life is on the line because of my screw up. You see I was at the public library and these kids were sitting at the computer next to mine and I was humming to the song I was listening to quietly and so the first girl told me to shut the f*ck up. So I stopped humming then I started playing a game they said was a baby game so I ignored them. THEN THEY STARTED TRASH TALKING MY SQUAD NOBODY DOES THAT IN FRONT OF ME THE LAST PERSON THAT DID GOT A BROKEN ARM. anyways I told them to shut up so they grabbed my bag and took out the contents of it witch really pissed me off because I had pads in their and they THREW THEM ACROSS THE FREAKING ROOM. and pulled out one of my assignments and got my name so then they teased me about my name. Then they looked in my journal witch has really personal stuff in it and they read everything while I punched one of them in the jaw. At this point the entire library knew what was going on and the girls read about my friends who are cutting themselves and talking suicide and the other one said that they should do it. I lost my cool I screamed (in the library) punched kicked pulled their hair told them F*CK OFF MOTHER F*CKING AZZ HOLE SHITZ!!! All the librarians know me and I shelve books there for them so I wasn't kicked out and also there were only four people in the library, both girls me and the librarian. Well see they're two grades ahead of me and told there entire grade that they were the victims that I told them to kill themselves and other shit like that. And so now eleventh grade wants me dead for beating the shit out of some assholes... TIFU

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

Those b*tches deserved what you did to them. They can rot in hell for all I care.

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

Yes it's actually funny how much makeup they put on to cover the bruises where my fist met there face

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InvincibleForever · 1mo · Edited

I'm going to give you a little advice. Just forget about them. And if they try to bother you again, TELL AN ADULT. People might say it's weird and childish, but it's not. Trust me. It works for me, but then again, I'm friends with literally every single teacher in my school, so I have it easy :D

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

I'm a bit of a teacher's pet but they couldn't do anything because it was an off campus accident

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

In my school, if you do anything bad outside of school, you still get punished. For example, last year after finals, a group of friends went to Burger King for lunch. They caused a huge mess, and the manager called the police. They spent a week in juvenile detention, and they were suspended the first week of the new year.

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Walkyo · 1mo

F*ck these kids

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DinoDudeMike · 1mo

Kinky

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I just got out of the shower. There are two bars of soap in the shower, Irish Spring and Dove. I used Dove. I'm allergic to Dove. TIFU.

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

I'm allergic to rubbing alcohol and most cleaning products IM LITERALLY ALLERGIC TO CLEAN. I had a face wash but didn't know what it had in it and my face had a chemical burn for a month and my face was so stiff from the burn it couldn't move my jaw... I ATE FREAKING APPLE SAUCE THROUGH A STRAW FOR A DAMN MONTH

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

Wow...I feel bad for you.

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

It burned like hell

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WatermelonCat · 1mo

Oh my. Just rest with the fan on, that will help. Good luck.

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

Thank you

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WatermelonCat · 1mo

U are welcome hope it goes away faster next time

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My little sister spent ages making me a bracelet and I accidently broke it and all the beads went everywhere and I feel so bad.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I went to school in a complete fur suit with uniform on top.
Suspended for sexual harassment.

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

Wait how the f*do is that sexual harassment?

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I was supposed to clean mai room but instead i just watched TV.....TIFU

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I was about to tell a joke about a horse, but I trailed off. "What does a hor..." and my whole class stared at me.

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InvincibleForever · 2mo

Awkward...

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

Lmao

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Today I f*cked up. I walked downstairs and asked my mother to renew my RedTube subscription, but what I meant to say was my YouTube Red subscription. The worst part was that my entire family and more were right there staring at me like I had seven heads. It was not a good time...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

i spoke to a guy at a party and the conversation wasn't flowing. he moved on and i accidentally said out loud 'that was awkward' when he was still quite close. we haven't spoken since

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