A place to submit your "Today, I f*cked up..." (TIFU) stories.
As my mum was getting out of the bath, I was going to get in. My mum's SUPER expensive book was on the bench where I was going to put my stuff, so I handed it to my mum. It slipped as I was passing it to her. It fell into the bath.
One day I was walking down an alley way,I saw someone beating up a guy who looked like my friend,I told him to fuck off and leave him alone,I looked at the guy in horror as it was my father,he said "bitch I'm beating up this guy leave me alone" then I punched my dad forgetting who he was,let's just say I was in hospital for 8 months
I don't know if this counts because it didn't happen to me, but I was at a store that serves free popcorn and coffee.
This kid gets his popcorn and is deciding what flavor of salt he wants. He eventually reaches over to what LOOKS like salt, but is actually sugar for the coffee.
I see him do this and I say, "Um... that's sugar,"
His face drains of color and his jaw dropped, looking as if he's seen a ghost. I was confused as to why he was reacting this way to a simple mistake.
He slowly turns, places the popcorn in a trash bin, and runs out of the store.
I want to be friends with this kid.
Was sitting in class and we had to go on this website the whole class was supposed to go on. We had to go on our specific page the teacher made for us. As I was looking for my name to click on to go on that page, I noticed a name on that page, and I thought it was spelled wrong. It read "Ashleigh", and I thought her name was spelled, "Ashley." It looked kinda weird and I tried pronouncing it out loud. I looked up, and heard a, "Yes?" It turned out, the girl sitting right in front of me WAS her, and she just heard me say her name, and was looking at me really weird.
I know I burn easily and yet, I made a horrible mistake. Two hours in broad daylight at noon. No sunscreen, black swimsuit, water and sitting without shade. Thought, "It's only two hours, I will be ok."
Two hours and second degree burns across my whole back, chest and arms later. Ya, I f***ed up.
Ok so actually right now my life is on the line because of my screw up. You see I was at the public library and these kids were sitting at the computer next to mine and I was humming to the song I was listening to quietly and so the first girl told me to shut the f*ck up. So I stopped humming then I started playing a game they said was a baby game so I ignored them. THEN THEY STARTED TRASH TALKING MY SQUAD NOBODY DOES THAT IN FRONT OF ME THE LAST PERSON THAT DID GOT A BROKEN ARM. anyways I told them to shut up so they grabbed my bag and took out the contents of it witch really pissed me off because I had pads in their and they THREW THEM ACROSS THE FREAKING ROOM. and pulled out one of my assignments and got my name so then they teased me about my name. Then they looked in my journal witch has really personal stuff in it and they read everything while I punched one of them in the jaw. At this point the entire library knew what was going on and the girls read about my friends who are cutting themselves and talking suicide and the other one said that they should do it. I lost my cool I screamed (in the library) punched kicked pulled their hair told them F*CK OFF MOTHER F*CKING AZZ HOLE SHITZ!!! All the librarians know me and I shelve books there for them so I wasn't kicked out and also there were only four people in the library, both girls me and the librarian. Well see they're two grades ahead of me and told there entire grade that they were the victims that I told them to kill themselves and other shit like that. And so now eleventh grade wants me dead for beating the shit out of some assholes... TIFU
Today I f*cked up. I walked downstairs and asked my mother to renew my RedTube subscription, but what I meant to say was my YouTube Red subscription. The worst part was that my entire family and more were right there staring at me like I had seven heads. It was not a good time...