A place to submit your "Today, I f*cked up..." (TIFU) stories.
TIFU today I planned a pillowfight with my parents but due to my little sisters “ smartness “ she said the word penis and then my mom heard her say that and it turned into “ The Talk”. My friend is sleeping over and she hasn’t had The Talk yet.
Today, I f**cked up. I was going to grab a crepe with my sister which was going fine, until the waiter snook up and scared the living crap out of me. I bumped my knee on the table which caused everything to fall to the floor including the crepes. He let us have new ones, which was nice of him, however we didn’t realize that he meant tomorrow as they were closing. We sat there for 45 minutes waiting for our never coming crepes.
Once during the sixth grade, we had to play PBS KIDS (stupid i know) for health and PE. I saw a real stupid thing and i screamed just loud enough, “no one cares!”. Just loud enough for the spanish teacher to hear and interpret as her. I had to make a formal apology because I had done the wrong thing at the wrong time. I swear i’m going to sue the United State’s education system.
My friend had been letting me and my other friend come around to his house for a while now even thought he was not aloud. We had experienced some creepy stuff during our time there (not me necessarily but them) such as us experiencing: feeling breathing through the keyhole, hearing banging in the walls, hearing keys turning and just their weird stuff. Anyway, his house was pretty secure and it was nothing much so we chilled out. Later on, we heard keys turning in the front door and I first suspected some ghost was here but someone was trying to come in. Me and my other friend his in the toilets with all of our belongings and I heard a child’s voice. Previously, we had got scared because someone had knocked at the door but it turned out to be my friend’s friend. So, hearing a child’s voice
I thought it was him again and I peaked my head out of the door to see my friends dad there. I quickly shut it and my face in my hands knowing that we were caught. Weirdly, my friend told his dad what had happened with honesty but we still hid and nothing happened. We decided to burst out of the house and ran to the park nearby. I was freaking out:
“His mom and dad are both cops we’re gonna get get caught their smart!”
That wasn’t exactly what I said but close enough. I said that I didn’t shut the door but I friend said he did. I hid and I thought he was coming for us as a car was exiting the driveway seconds after we entered the park. My friend even said that he thought he saw him coming towards him when he shut the door. We both sat down and apologised and luckily it was cool. At least I think he ended the call soon after. He’s probably going to get mega punished. Anyway, we talked about it on our way home but one thing is for sure: we’re not going to be going to his house any time soon and it’s going to be really awkward if we see him again soon. Maybe this should go in scary experiences but Idk.
Today, I REALLY f*cked up... an episode of my favourite show got released today, in a group chat some people had not watched it yet. A separate chat was made for spoilers and only people who had watched the episode was in the chat. I had proceeded to make a meme about said episode, post it in the wrong chat, and spoil it for everyone. I felt like such a jerk.
I recorded a video in a forest that was said to be a place where thousands of suicides happen each year. As I recorded this video, I saw a hanging body on a tree. I proceeded to record the body and describe how dead it looked. My friends and I laughed about it, while cracking jokes.
Did I mention I’m Logan Paul?
Soo... In my area, we Need to do a presentation every year in one subject of our choice. I did one about the Evolution of humans in the future Today. Normally, I don't stutter and I am not nervous, I actually like doing presentations and teaching and stuff, but Today...
Well, I was already inside the classroom during the break before (Everyone else was still outside) to prepare the Computer for my presentation and stuff. I Heard some people talk outside (They didn't know I was inside) about how I am bad at talking in Class and how I am Probably somewhere crying about having to do it, since I am not there yet.
That made me so sad, that people think of me that Way, that I actually stuttered basically the whole time, forgot about a Topic, explained with "X is like that because Y, therefore X is that Way" and even shivered. I am Probably getting a bad grade because of that. The presentation Counts as much as the exams.
Because I ate a 'special' brownie before my shift. When asking a customer if they would like crackers and/or a spoon with their soup, my brain froze mid word and I, very cheerfully, asked an elderly gentleman if he would like any crack. I realized what I did and just froze even further for a good solid agonizing couple seconds.
In one hand I held some potato chips and in the other, a stapler (don't ask) and then, I absentmindedly bit down on the stapler, hard. I was holding it in a stupid way so that my fingers were in the middle of it, and so I stapled my finger and dropped the chips AND the stapler (because I was so shocked by the pain) which thus landed on my foot.