Homefeed
All Following

brand logo All

brand logo Following

Categories
All Following

TIFU
TIFU

A place to submit your "Today, I f*cked up..." (TIFU) stories.

2000
Popular
Today Week Month Year All Time
     Recent

I just got out of the shower. There are two bars of soap in the shower, Irish Spring and Dove. I used Dove. I'm allergic to Dove. TIFU.

Report
4 likes 2 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
CrystalMajestica
CrystalMajestica · 20h

What ingredient of Dove are you allergic to?

1
1 reply
view previous replies (0)
URockMyWorld
URockMyWorld · 20h

I have no idea, but whenever I use Dove, I break out in a huge, blistering, and itchy rash that doesn't go away until 24 hours later.

1
Anonymous
WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 12h

Oh my. Just rest with the fan on, that will help. Good luck.

0
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
View all comments (2)

My little sister spent ages making me a bracelet and I accidently broke it and all the beads went everywhere and I feel so bad.

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I went to school in a complete fur suit with uniform on top.
Suspended for sexual harassment.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

I was supposed to clean mai room but instead i just watched TV.....TIFU

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

I was about to tell a joke about a horse, but I trailed off. "What does a hor..." and my whole class stared at me.

Report
6 likes 1 comment
Anonymous
Top comments
URockMyWorld
URockMyWorld · 9d

Awkward...

5
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
View all comments (1)
Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Today I f*cked up. I walked downstairs and asked my mother to renew my RedTube subscription, but what I meant to say was my YouTube Red subscription. The worst part was that my entire family and more were right there staring at me like I had seven heads. It was not a good time...

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

i spoke to a guy at a party and the conversation wasn't flowing. he moved on and i accidentally said out loud 'that was awkward' when he was still quite close. we haven't spoken since

Report
3 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

The dean of our school gathered us in the gym to tell us that there was to be no more roasting of others. I thought to myself "That's what she said" and the realised I just yelled it out loud. Suspended for 2 weeks.
Worth it.

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

(This is really an asshole friend story, but I was also kind of to blame for not catching it sooner)
One of my 'friends' went into my phone and swapped my exe's name and my gf's name. So, when my actual gf started texting me, I told her to fuck off. Luckily it was all resolved, though.

Report
4 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

My dog and I were at the park, when we walked home I noticed that the dog wasn't mine. I literally walked a whole block without noticing I had the wrong dog. I found my dog at the park, and the owner of the other dog was mad at me.

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 25d

I was with my friends after school my friend had a box of chicken and chips he closes it I thought it was empty me being the ninja I am struck the box with one swift blow saying you don't want that I see the chicken lying on the floor and at that moment I jumped in front of a bus to avoid the beats I fucked up

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

Put something on my hands. The bottle said, "Do not apply to hands".

Fuck.

Report
5 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

I'm really good at history, but one of my best friends hates it. Our other friend didn't come to school for a few days, and she asked her, to tell her what did we learn about history, but she was busy, and she could only tell it later. I heard about this the day she came to school, and I was like "You know, you can ask me to tell what we learned about in history class, since I'm more likely to listen what the teacher says..." while I really meant, that if my best friend is busy, our other friend can ask me too, and I love history more anyways.
Now they think I was hinting that my best friend is terrible at history.

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Lokin Lokin · 1mo

I told someone that this was exactly how it should be done, and not the other thing, turned out what they did was correct and I was a stupid asshole

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Today, while doing laundry my mom was pouring bad apple suace in the trash. Me being me, instead of throwing the dirty clothes from my siblings bed in the basket i was so focused on the trash, that i walked to the trashcan and threw the clothes in the trash joining the expired apple sauce.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

i was eating a pie and drinking some water then mid conversation with my friend i poured my drink on the pie and took a swig of the tomato sauce. Her and I sat there staring at the soggy pie and my sauce splat i made on the ground as i spat it out.. it was a good pie too

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
B33bo B33bo · 1mo

Keep knocking the drink beside my bed

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
JoJo4514 JoJo4514 · 1mo · Edited

I go to a boarding school and we had just watched, The town that dreaded sundown before bed. We thought it would be a good idea ti try and scare one of the nearby dorms who had also been watching it. I volunteered to go so I dressed up as the guy from the movie and when into there room. What I didn't realise is that the housemaster was in there and he hadn't seen the movie. As far as he was concerned, I had ran into the doom at 2:30 AM with a bag on my head and swore at him before running away giggling.We then found ourselves downstairs at 2:30 being interrogated by him.

Report
3 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I had juice in my hand and was about to get my laptop, instead of putting the juice down and getting my laptop I though "Nahhh" even though I could literally walk a few steps and put the juice down. So there I was placing my laptop down while holding juice and when I leaned to put the laptop down I forgot I was holding a cup of juice and it spilt on the laptop and my bed :).

Report
2 likes 2 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
Arkon_Raavus
Arkon_Raavus · 1mo

Is the laptop ok?

0
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
awesomephantomgirl55
awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

Why is there a smiley face at the end? Isn't that a bad thing?

0
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
View all comments (2)
Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Today,I looked up (You think I don't like swearing?Look at me in them chat lobbies!It's just this situation where "look" has its literal meaning). It was night time.I saw 2 small dots and the moon was in a crescent shape.One dot was Jupiter,the other was Mars,and the crescent of course was the moon.The three terrestrial bodies formed a creepy happy face staring right at me.Tip:Never look at the night sky if you don't trust your luck.You will regret what comes at you.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Loading posts...
This site uses cookies, as explained in our Cookies Policy . If you use this site without adjusting your cookies settings, you agree to our use of cookies.
x