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Gym Teacher: "Video games are not exercise"

Me: "Have you even played Dance Dance Revolution?"

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CrystalMajestica
CrystalMajestica · 1d

yes yeS yES YES!!!

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Me: "May I use the restroom?"
Teacher: "No, you can hold it in."
Me: "IF I NEED TO GO, I NEED TO F**KING GO, OK?!"

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Cilidiaz · 2d

Our teachers only let those students out in classes who aren't causing any trouble, and are paying attention, except our Maths teacher, who won't let out anyone.

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Student: *Stands up to stretch and make sure blood circulation is flowing properly after sitting still for a long time*

Teacher: Why did you stand up? You did not have my permission to stand up.

Student: I'm trying to get my blood flowing so I wouldn't--

Teacher: Sit down!

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1 kid is causing trouble
Teacher - DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU!

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Teacher - I'm gonna give all these kids homework, because 7 hours of school just isn't enough.

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5 students are talking in class.
Teacher: I'm going to keep the whole class in!

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Icon Idea: Graduation hat sitting on top of an apple

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Late for roll mark class.
Teacher: You're late for roll mark!
Me: You can't be late for-
Teacher: Detention for you!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Teacher: Oh, so your dog died today?
Here's four extra homework assignments, and I'm going to get pissed when you supposedly did it wrong even though it's exactly what I said.

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*school gets a bomb threat*

Teacher: Quick, put the school on lockdown!

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Dusty
Dusty · 3d

Teacher: GET UNDER THE TABLE!!

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CrystalMajestica · 3d

This happened at my school once. Gotta prepare for the worst, right? We can't see the future.

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10000 assignments in the last week cus' I had a whole year.

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PE teacher: Oh, you got an A for the 600m running in the last class? Great, I don't care, you have to repeat it with those who didn't get A.

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Teacher: Oh, you want a simple answer to your question? Let me explain the whole subject again without actually answering what you wanted to know.

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Calbel
Calbel · 7d

So accurate oh my lord

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Mr_Awesome_Riley · 3d

So true. And after that I just act as if I understood when I haven't got the slightest clue as to what she's talking about.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Teacher lectures us about making eye contact to focus better during a presentation. He wasn't in a good mood at the time I could tell (there were some kids messing around in the back). I sit there listening to his presentation.
"YOU!! WHY ARE YOU STARING ME DOWN LIKE THAT!? YOU KNOW WHAT, GET OUT OF MY CLASS!! GET OUT!!! GET OOOUUUT!!!!"
now the whole class thinks hes a psycho

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Teacher - *late* Oh, well, everyone makes mistakes.
Student - *late*
Teacher - How dare you. Detention for the rest of the week.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Student is bad: Always questioned
Student is decent: Sometimes questioned
Student is good: Not allowed to participate in class

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 9d

so true

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Wanker Wanker · 10d

Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: I had a dentist appointment.
Teacher: Well try and book it for a better time.
Me: I'll fucking book it for a time that's good for me, not a time that's good for you, you fucking saggy-armed twat.

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Dasano Dasano · 10d

Teacher: You may know a more efficient and accurate way of doing this problem but you have to do it the way I taught it

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Dasano Dasano · 10d

Teacher: I won't teach you this because you will learn it next year.
Next year teacher: I won't teach you this because you should've learned last year

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WhoAreYou
WhoAreYou · 9d

someone already posted it

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URockMyWorld
URockMyWorld · 2d

I already posted this, Dasano.

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Dasano · 2d · Edited

Sorry, I scrolled down on the teacher logic for a while and I didn't saw it, but I did searched if anyone had posted it before ¯\_(^_^)_/¯

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Teacher: Ooh look everyone has their hands up, except billy.
Teacher: Billy! What is the answer to the question.
Billy: Uh, I don't know that's why I didn't raise my hand.
Teacher: Don't talk back to me, DETENTION!

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