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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I once had a teacher who had a YouTube channel. She was a strict teacher, one who everyone hated in the classes that had her. Hardly a fun class, usually do a bunch of worksheets and maybe an "activity" once in a while. One day she records our class doing a fun activity to potentially post on YouTube. You could tell every student in the class was uneasy that she was being so nice and helpful, even to the struggling students. Teacher Logic, put on a good show but in reality don't do anything.

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This happened to me a few months ago -

Classmate - *humming loudly* (My name), would you shut up?
Me - *completely silent*
Teacher - (My name)! Don't disturb the class.
*Few minutes later*
Classmate - *still humming loudly* (My name)! I told you to shut up!
Me - *still completely silent*
Teacher - (My name), I told you already to stop, but now I have no choice but to give you detention.

Long story short, someone else was loud in class, and I got detention for it. Good thing I'm going to a new school soon.

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Noump Noump · 2d

You bullied someone? DETENTION! You stood up to a bully? SUSPENSION!

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Dexzernq79 · 1d

omg yes

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Spends several hours trying to solve a set of questions.
Teacher marks them all wrong because I forgot to write "centimeters" at the end.

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I just asked a question, and this student clearly doesn’t have his hand up, meaning that he doesn’t know the answer. So of course, the logical thing to do is to ask HIM!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Let's students use 2 knives in a rotating point but walking out the door randomly in a school that's supposed to be monitored and guarded and safe is dangerous without consent

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

This student had their phone, dead in their pocket during a test, OBVIOUSLY cheating

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We don't know who did this. So if we tell everyone that whoever did it will be severely punished, OF COURSE he will reveal himself!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

On our report cards, our work habits section consists of G, S, or N, meaning Good, Satisfactory, or Needs improvement. One day we had a group project where we had to measure the dimensions of the room and draw the room in AutoCAD. Me and my partner were talking and working at the same time, and out of nowhere the teacher literally comes up to us and says "You're both getting an N on your report cards" we pass it off as a joke and continue working. Then we have to use a tape measure to measure a 12 foot long wall, and the teacher is helping a student nearby. My friend accidentally lets go of the front of the tape measure, sending a long line of sharp metal zooming my direction. My reflexes made me throw the tape measure away, and luckily the speedy tape didn't hit me. But it was quite loud, and the teacher looks at us and says, "OK, is there a work habit letter worse than an N? Cause if there is, that's what you're getting." Somehow I got an "S" on my report card.

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Mkey Mkey · 17d

I was watching this video in Science class, and they were saying the pledge of allegiance in the video, and I whispered "..and justice for all"
Just those 4 words.
My teacher told me to sit in the back of the room.
Later on in the period, these 2 kids who were some of my teachers favorites, started to yell "OHH SAVAGE" and my teacher didn't care
Glad I don't have him anymore.

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Mkey Mkey · 17d

Teacher: You didn't do your homework?
Me: I was at a wedding last ni-
Teacher: I DON'T WANT HEAR YOUR EXCUSE
Teacher: Kids these days... With their dumb excuses, faking going to weddings and parties..
Me: My cousin's wedding is less important than HW I guess...

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Teacher - You got all the questions right, but you didn't write your name or you got the date wrong, so I'm only giving you half credit.

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Cilidiaz · 18d

Wait, teachers do that? In my school they don't, they just scold you in front of the whole class for being scattered.

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InvincibleForever · 18d

Yes. Teachers in my school do that all the time. It happened to me three times.

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My 3rd grade teacher made us do a maths test and we had to write down what strategy we used. I used algorithms like a normal person would. The next thing I know, the teacher is like "You can't write down algorithms because that's a 'lazy method'.

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Teacher: You have five minutes left on the test. Please use this time to check your work!
Me(thinking): Really?! I know what I did and I don't need to check it!

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This is a true story that happened to my friend. So he was in Italian class where everyone had to make a title page, including the Italian flag. The teacher told everyone the previous lesson to bring in colour pencils. My friend did just that, but he got a detention because "he did not bring a red colour pencil". Totally makes sense.

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Teacher - Oh, you're the brother/sister of a student I had years ago? Well, your brother/sister was a jerk and troublemaker, so I'm just going to assume you're the same, and I'll always be watching everything you do.

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Noump · 2d

Oh... well I have 2 brothers but they were never in the school I am, so I guess I'm alright...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Teachers say it's okay to make mistakes, but when someone says they forgot something, the teacher gets angry.

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InvincibleForever · 2d · Edited

One of my friends got detention once just because she didn't bring a pencil to class. *facepalm*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 27d

Me: i need to go to the bathroom
Male teacher: No you can wait to the end of the lesson
Me: I need to change my tampon
Male teacher:............Oh wow okay you can go yep that fine go to the toilet okay bye

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Anonymous Anonymous · 27d

*bomb threat in school that will go off any minute*
teacher: Go slowly and in an orderly fashion, we don't want anyone to get hurt
me: BUT WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET HURT IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE QUICKLY
teacher: No buts. Now, detention for talking back. When we get back here, you are going to have a chat with the principal.
me: *thinking* we are all going to die

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Anonymous Anonymous · 27d

I put this in EDUCATION, but realized it was better her, so here it is

*when teacher finds out student did not ask question when they needed to because they were shy*
Teacher: Don't worry. Asking questions is essential to life.
Student: Okay

*when child asks question because they do not understand the material*
Teacher: You should have been listening then. Ask a neighbor.
Student:*face palm*

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