A place to submit examples of Teacher Logic.
We, as teachers, reallise that school should be an opportunity to not just learn, but also pick up on valuable skills for your future....
....which is why we'll NEVER teach you how to file your tax returns and instead give you 3 whole months of trigonometry and surds!
My Cookery Teacher in High School: If you don't sign up for License To Cook and use their resources, you can kiss that good grade goodbye!
Me, a rebel: Yeah, I never signed up for it in my life and I STILL got a B, so why don't you take your empty threats and stick 'em where the sun don't shine?
I've got a true story here
Teacher:Today were going to type 'keyboard shortcuts'.
So then we use the school computers and we get given a file on the computers and it shows a fucking easy bunch of commands so I copy paste the list and tell my other two friends next to me and they copy paste it as well then of course there's always that fucking nerd kid who ruins everything and tells on us for using commands on a lesson on commands and I get told off for it then I glare at the kid and they look all smug then they see me and make a confused face as if he didn't do anything and now I probably won't get a scholarship because of that.
The main teacher logic here is the teacher told me off for using commands in a lesson on commands.
Kid 1: "Teacher, Kid 2 called me a stupid idiot!"
Kid 1 is lying.
Kid 2: "Teacher, he's lying!"
Despite Kid 2 having just as much reason to be the one telling the truth and how they didn't do anything bad in a while, the teacher still punishes Kid 2.
I once had a teacher who had a YouTube channel. She was a strict teacher, one who everyone hated in the classes that had her. Hardly a fun class, usually do a bunch of worksheets and maybe an "activity" once in a while. One day she records our class doing a fun activity to potentially post on YouTube. You could tell every student in the class was uneasy that she was being so nice and helpful, even to the struggling students. Teacher Logic, put on a good show but in reality don't do anything.
This happened to me a few months ago -
Classmate - *humming loudly* (My name), would you shut up?
Me - *completely silent*
Teacher - (My name)! Don't disturb the class.
*Few minutes later*
Classmate - *still humming loudly* (My name)! I told you to shut up!
Me - *still completely silent*
Teacher - (My name), I told you already to stop, but now I have no choice but to give you detention.
Long story short, someone else was loud in class, and I got detention for it. Good thing I'm going to a new school soon.