A place to submit examples of Teacher Logic.
Student: *Stands up to stretch and make sure blood circulation is flowing properly after sitting still for a long time*
Teacher: Why did you stand up? You did not have my permission to stand up.
Student: I'm trying to get my blood flowing so I wouldn't--
Teacher: Sit down!
Teacher lectures us about making eye contact to focus better during a presentation. He wasn't in a good mood at the time I could tell (there were some kids messing around in the back). I sit there listening to his presentation.
"YOU!! WHY ARE YOU STARING ME DOWN LIKE THAT!? YOU KNOW WHAT, GET OUT OF MY CLASS!! GET OUT!!! GET OOOUUUT!!!!"
now the whole class thinks hes a psycho
Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: I had a dentist appointment.
Teacher: Well try and book it for a better time.
Me: I'll fucking book it for a time that's good for me, not a time that's good for you, you fucking saggy-armed twat.
Teacher: Ooh look everyone has their hands up, except billy.
Teacher: Billy! What is the answer to the question.
Billy: Uh, I don't know that's why I didn't raise my hand.
Teacher: Don't talk back to me, DETENTION!