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Teenager Logic

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teen girl 1: OMG! I just locked my keys in my convertible car!
teen girl 2: OMG! and it's about to rain
both: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!

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Nothing is a phase, mom

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

You told me to do that, so I won't do that.

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Scrubs Scrubs · 3mo

Few weeks before birthday, refers to oneself as already that age...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

'I hate the world, I hate everyone around me, they don't understand-'
"OOH A KITTY"

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evbe17 evbe17 · 4mo

Having 5 alarms to wake you up in the morning

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*Class is silent*

*Shuffling noises*

*Students start talking*

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Muddy Muddy · 4mo

Teacher : *Clearly tells everyone the homework*
Teen : Okay
The next day....
Teen : WE HAD HOMEWORK?!?!?!?

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Teen 1: "I got three out of 18 answers wrong on the test yesterday!"
Teen 2: "OMG, that is so sad! :("
(teens are feeling like sobbing)

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Apparantly, saying "lol" at the end of a mean sentence suddenly makes everything okay.

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Being gay? That's just so wrong. Having sex before 16? That is seriously freaking cool! (This was literally everyone in my high school)

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"You insulted me! I'ma cut myself!"
"You hit me! I'ma cut myself!"
"You exist! I'ma cut myself!"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6mo

You're stupid and ugly and you should die
Just kidding that's a joke.

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Insisting that school is stupid, making fun of people who actually do well in their studies and then complaining on instagram about their job at McDonalds.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

Wearing 50 pounds of makeup and extremely revealing clothes and being narcissistic and vulgar will suddenly make you the most attractive and popular person in the world

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

teenager: *makes a stupid post*
Person: *calls them out
Teen: *over reacts, sends them hate, says they humiliated them, gets their friends to attack the person, cries when they say "Just Block Me"*

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If you stick your face into your elbow, then you're immediately awesome. If you're skilled, everyone laughs at you because you're a "nerd".

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£3 for an app that I'll be using every day? Heck no, what a rip-off!

*happily pays £5+ for lunch every day*

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Teenager: Makes a post.
5 secs later.
Teenager: Why the heck hasn't anyone liked it yet?

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"I know I shouldn't do drugs but I will anyways because I want to be cool."

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