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A place to submit examples of Teenager Logic.
teen girl 1: OMG! I just locked my keys in my convertible car!
teen girl 2: OMG! and it's about to rain
Nothing is a phase, mom
You told me to do that, so I won't do that.
Few weeks before birthday, refers to oneself as already that age...
'I hate the world, I hate everyone around me, they don't understand-'
"OOH A KITTY"
Having 5 alarms to wake you up in the morning
*Class is silent*
*Students start talking*
Teacher : *Clearly tells everyone the homework*
Teen : Okay
The next day....
Teen : WE HAD HOMEWORK?!?!?!?
Teen 1: "I got three out of 18 answers wrong on the test yesterday!"
Teen 2: "OMG, that is so sad! :("
(teens are feeling like sobbing)
Apparantly, saying "lol" at the end of a mean sentence suddenly makes everything okay.
Being gay? That's just so wrong. Having sex before 16? That is seriously freaking cool! (This was literally everyone in my high school)
"You insulted me! I'ma cut myself!"
"You hit me! I'ma cut myself!"
"You exist! I'ma cut myself!"
You're stupid and ugly and you should die
Just kidding that's a joke.
Insisting that school is stupid, making fun of people who actually do well in their studies and then complaining on instagram about their job at McDonalds.
Wearing 50 pounds of makeup and extremely revealing clothes and being narcissistic and vulgar will suddenly make you the most attractive and popular person in the world
teenager: *makes a stupid post*
Person: *calls them out
Teen: *over reacts, sends them hate, says they humiliated them, gets their friends to attack the person, cries when they say "Just Block Me"*
If you stick your face into your elbow, then you're immediately awesome. If you're skilled, everyone laughs at you because you're a "nerd".
£3 for an app that I'll be using every day? Heck no, what a rip-off!
*happily pays £5+ for lunch every day*
Teenager: Makes a post.
5 secs later.
Teenager: Why the heck hasn't anyone liked it yet?
"I know I shouldn't do drugs but I will anyways because I want to be cool."