A place to submit Funny Text Conversations.
Friend: You need to lose some weight
Me: I just shat
Me: and I just farted
Me: also I decided to burn some calories by burning a fat nibba
Friend: You know we're sitting beside each other?
Me: Nah I just left
I just got hard and now I'm going to hop in the shower
Guy: u alive?
Me: no I died
Guy: oh :( can I like get your corpse to practice necromancy on?
I need it
Guy: why? U died :(
Me: I'm having a corpse party
And you're not invited
Guy: that's not a corpse party, it's a solo grave
Me: no there will be confetti