A place to submit Funny Text Conversations.
Random person: HEY GIRL WHAT DAT MOUTH DO?!?
Rp: what it eat
Rp:what it drink?
Me:it eats the souls of my enimes
Rp: sh*t what else?
Me: it commands police to track your number perv
Friend 1 - What's up?
Friend 2 - I'm just watching a movie.
Friend 1 - Cool! What's it about?
Friend 2 - A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and his son is left physically disabled. A few years later, his son is kidnapped, and he has to travel thousands of miles to save him, with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend 1 - Dang, sounds intense! What's the name of the movie?
Friend 2 - Finding Nemo.
Friend 1 - ...
Mom: Son, here's a random question. If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
Mom: What if they force you?
Son: Still 10.
Mom: What if they STEAL it?
Son: 10 and a dead body.
Mother: Your fifth cousin twice removed just died. LOL
Son: What's so funny, mom?
Mother: *Gasp* Wha? Nothing's funny about one of our closet relative's death!
Son: Mom, LOL means Laugh Out Loud!
Mother: Uh-oh... I sent that out to every relative that ranges from you to your twenty-fourth cousin! I better send apologies, and fast!
(Conversation Of Dad And Son)
Dad: Don't Forget you have sex with him lessons at 4 o'clock. I hope you practiced your lesson and do not forget to take your book.
Dad: Omg I Meant Saxophone Lessons!
Son: What... Lol
Dad: You Have Saxophone Lessons.
Son: Lol I'm Forwarding this to everyone.
Dad; Please don't
(In a conversation of Dad and Son)
Dad: What should we do tonight baby? :3
Son: We should sleep~
Dad: No,we did that every night,i want to have another kid :3
Son: No,i don't want it
Dad: I want it,please do that tonight....
Son: I am in school right now,don't keep sending me these things
Dad: Oops,i wanted to send that to your mom,sorry son.
Son: Now i got punished by the teacher,thank you dad.
Boyfriend: Soo... tonight, why don't you come over and we can have some fun? ;)
Girlfriend: OMG REALLY??
Boyfriend: Yes. :)
Girlfriend: Okay, I can bring the 64 pack of crayons, you got coloring books? I have a unicorn one and a Harry Potter.
Girlfriend: Oh, you meant the other kind of fun. Nah, not tonight.
Friend - Dude! A tree just fell out in the middle of the road and nobody can get by
Me - Jesus man. Call the fire department, they'll remove it
Friend - No, this seems silly
Me - WHAT IF SOME KID WITH CANCER ON HIS LAST SECONDS OF LIFE SITTING THERE IN THE BACK OF A HOSPITAL CAR, A PART OF THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION, NEEDS TO GET TOT HE HOSPITAL AND THEY CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S A TREE IN THE WAY, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
Friend - STOP!! YOU'RE GIVING ME ANXIETY D':
Me - HE'S GONNA DIE NOW AND IT'S GONNA BE ALL YOUR FAULT YOU MURDERER
Friend - STOOOOOOP!!!!!
Person - I can't find my phone.
Friend - Seems like you have another problem too.
Person - What do you mean?
Friend - Someone stole your phone and is texting me off it.
Person - O.O D:< WHO?
Friend - Just a really stupid person...