A place to submit Funny Text Conversations.
(On Mother's day)
Friend: Hey I bought 50 resse's candy bars for my mom. What are you doing for your mom?
Me: Well I'm- wait 50 RESSES????
Friend: Because on mother's day I follow the saying "go big or go home"
Guy: u alive?
Me: no I died
Guy: oh :( can I like get your corpse to practice necromancy on?
I need it
Guy: why? U died :(
Me: I'm having a corpse party
And you're not invited
Guy: that's not a corpse party, it's a solo grave
Me: no there will be confetti
Me: *picture of sideways parked truck*
This dude literally took up 4 fucking spots that just baffles me.
Dad: Wow. Look at you cursing, big man.
Me: Oh crap wrong chat.
Dad: No fucking worries
Dad's girlfriend: 1$ in the swear jar (that does not exist)
Me: Shut up.
Friend 1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Friend 1: Nothing they just waved
Friend 2: Ok
Friend 1: Did you sea what I did there?
Friend 2: No
Friend 1: I'm shore you did.
Friend 2: How do you have friends?
Friend 1: Don't be such a beach.
Group text to mom and dad
Daughter: dad I need you to watch the kids on 9/8/18!!!!!!!
Mom: whys that?????
Daughter: a friends wedding
Mom: if we're still alive
Daughter: not cool mom!
Mom: by then the cemetery will have wifi lol
Mom: DAUGHTER.....love ya