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NecroticHusky NecroticHusky · 16d · Edited

"I wasn't THAT drunk" "Dude, you shoved the cat into a pillow case and started swinging it around yelling "It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillowpet!"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

You pirated a game that was free

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"I wasn't that drunk."
"Dude, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20d

I MADE THIS UP
i wasnt even THAT drunk
DUDE yougrabed a women and carried her to a music studio.
oh? COOL
DUDE
???
YOU SAID " KATY PERRY MAKE NEW SONGS!!"
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"I wasn't even that drunk" "dude, you smacked a lamp that has a hat on it and apologized because he didn't listen or respond to you"

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"i wasn't even that drunk" "dude, you smack my fat brother and yelling 'PINATA TIME'"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

"I wasn't that drunk."
"Dude, you said you were pregnant last night."
"So?"
"You're a guy."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

"I wasn't even that drunk..."
"Dude, you kept trying to taste the air and rate it like a wine connoisseur."
(something my brother did)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I wasn't that drunk
Ur right , ur also 12 years old

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EVERYONE POST TEXTS HERE IN THIS CATEGORY IF U WANT TO CONTINUE THAT DRUNK! :D

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"I wasn't even that drunk..."
"Dude, you looked at a brick wall and screamed: OH NO! DONALD TRUMP SUCCEEDED!"
"Really?... He didn't succeed?

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'I couldn't have been that drunk, dude.'
'You went up to a bearded biker and said 'HAGRID! YOU'RE REAL!'
'Damn, what did he do?'
'He just hugged you and drove off.'

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Calbel
Calbel · 1mo

hahahha lmao

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Calbel, pls continue this series! D:

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Calbel
Calbel · 1mo

Will do

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WatermelonCat · 1mo

Good. Add my posts first pls. :)

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WatermelonCat · 1mo

Lol jk

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

Pls start tomorow or Saturday

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The following story is fake, and is made for entertainment purposes only.
I wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude, you grabbed the broomstick in my pantry and ran with it beetween your legs around the backyard as you chased a firefly yelling, "I WILL CATCH THE SNITCH!"

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WatermelonCat WatermelonCat · 1mo · Edited

The following story is fake, and is made for entertainment purposes only.
"I wasn't THAT drunk."
"Dude, you seriously ran to my cat and yelled, 'FIRESTAR! YOU'VE COME TO ME FROM STARCLAN!' and started licking him beeeeeetween the ears."

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

THIS POST IS EDITED

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

IDC

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

U BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

OR ELSE

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

bEtween

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

Idc

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

okiedokie

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

Now look

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

Thats how much I hate grammar correctors! >:3

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

okiedokie,

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

i hope you wont mind if i do this

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

but

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"i found pee in my sink" "i peed in the toilet i wasn't that drunk" "dude u told me u were looking at yourself in the mirror while peeing, I don't have a mirror in my toilet"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Having a very passionate discussion for over an hour about who was a better SpiderMan: Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield.
I did not know the guy I was talking to, but we both were very into SpiderMan for some reason.
I ended up with a hamburger bun in my pocket the next morning.

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I drove a pick up truck drunk af for about 15 miles. There were six of my friends in the back, who were even drunker. When we arrived, two of them were missing

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Calbel
Calbel · 2mo

wtfff =O

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Calbel
Calbel · 2mo

and welcome

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Idunno · 2mo

Hahaha. Welcome to the site pingvin98 :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

-"Dude you sned snapchat for your old prom, quoting: " You are the most beautiful girl on this planet earth whom this kind of poor boy have ever or will ever be meeting!". Then you proceed to send kisses to her.
-"LMAO I thought Im gay"

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Keela Keela · 2mo · Edited

I have the need to sing and hug the bottle while drunk on 4% cider

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