A place to submit your That Drunk stories.
I was so drunk on the weekend after our performance (I am in a few play productions). After the gig, we were all invited to go to someones Bed and Breakfast for an award ceremony. My team and I decided that it would be a great idea to take a live Facebook video, whilst drinking heavily. We thought it was a 5 minute video. It was 16 minutes of full on drunken mess! Anyway, we ended up winning best production. After that, I don't remember much after 3 of us had managed to polish off two bottles of champagne, in 15 minutes. All I remember is my director talking about swingers, some old folks talking to me about god knows what, and me going outside for a smoke, put it out, and laughed at the wind, like actually pissing myself laughing at the wind, like I have never laughed before!
Once, I got so drunk, that after my mates pub gig, a big fight broke out, and security had to send everyone home; and I mean EVERYONE! So, I went to find my mates, tell them I was going home, and that I will see them on Monday, at the next gig. My mate was like "why are you leaving me?" I answered "because, dude, the bars shut, security kicked us all out, there's a fight going on outside, and I don't want to lose a leg!" He was like "...WHAT?" I'm like "yeah, man! I don't want to be like poor Long John Silver, losing a leg in battle". I'm not even lying! This is how my friends came up with the name "Long Joan Silver" for me. I also drink lots of rum, when I go out.
Made my friend wait in line with me at Mcdonalds for 20 minutes for a quarter pounder. I walked out side took one bite and I threw it in the gutter. My buddy said WTF you just you just dropped your burger and made me wait in line. I turn and said "Dude stop living in the past"