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My friend had a notebook he kept with him, and one page he had all his passwords written down on. He ripped the page out, and crumpled it up.
Me: why did you do that?
Mike: I had to hide that page so people didn't ever see it. See look, now when I flip through my book *flips through it*
WHERE ARE MY PASSWORDS???
*frantically turning the pages individually*
I was in the middle of a conversation, and my friend Mike was playing music on his phone. My bf Justin didn't want to interrupt, so he was trying to casually motion to Mike's phone to text him the name of the song since he liked it. Mike got on his phone, dialed Justin (in the same room) and Justin answered his phone.
Mike: what did you want me to do?
My friend was incredibly high, whenever he smoked he said some crazy ass shit. Somehow we got on the topic of statutory rape. He asked what the definition was.
Me: it's when a couple have sex and it's consensual but the age difference is illegal. Usually the parents turn them in because they're unhappy about it
My high friend: so the textbook definition is the dad not liking it
Me: no, consensual, but the age difference is illegal. Like a 13 year old with an 18 year old
My high friend: so when the dad turns them in
My other friend: it doesn't have to he the dad, it could be the girl too
My high ass friend: wait......a female dad?
I was sitting on my bed with two friends, passing a bong around. My friend had the bong and thought it would be super cool to pass it to me by doing a somersault, still holding the bong. Spilled the bowl of weed and bong water everywhere. That high
My cousin and I were sitting on the couch and realized my dog wasn’t with me. I tried calling for her for about 10 minutes. I then made a kissy noise and she perked her head up. Turns out she was sitting next to us the whole time. That high.
I was smoking in a park with two bro's. Suddenly a girl approached us and said: 'You definitely want to have sex'. I pointed at my bro's and replied: 'with each other?' I thought she meant that we were going to fuck each other tonight.