A place to share the laziest things you've done.
Tried to reach chips from a kitchen counter that was maybe a foot away while on a rolling chair. Fell onto my face, broke my nose, chipped two teeth, and had to spend three of my four days off in hospital. Worst part was the chips were only two days away from their expiery date so when I finally got home my lazy ass tried to eat them and got a stomach bug.
When I was in kindergarten at lunchtime I had finished eating all the Goldfish Crackers I wanted. Instead of putting them up in my lunchbox or throwing them away I poured them on he floor and had to clean them up.