A place to share things that you've done when were That Tired.
It was 2am and I couldn't fall asleep so I decided to make some toast. Ended up grabbing mayonnaise instead of butter. Realising this I decided to make the toast anyways. I now eat toast with mayo every day.
I woke up in the middle of the night during a hardcore party going downstairs. I got confused and the echoing noises made me assume I was downstairs for whatever reason (my brain is a retard) so I started pissing on my bed. I was also drunk, probably.
I asked someone in my class "What is your skype username?"
Reply: Ask someone else, I'm too tired to talk.
(He/she/it/pizza told me to ask someone else about His/her/it's/pizza's username....he/she/it/pizza was really tired...)
My dad's friend and his 9 years old son visited us, and were staying here for hours, it's 23:26 in my country, and they are leaving now, and I'm so tired, because I just can't go to sleep when we have visitors.
But the thing is, every time they said something, I started laughing, sometimes for no reason, because what they said wasn't even funny, but I just laughed. Idk why.
UPDATE: I found out we have ice cream, so I'm eating one at 23:49...