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Donute Donute · 2d

Me: can I poke you
Dad: No because I'm Dad and that's not aloud, but I can poke you because its written in my fathers contract.
*pokes me with excessive force*

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Calbel · 2d

hahahaha yes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Me: *silence*
Dad: Shut up

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Insisting to chaperone all school field trips to meet all of your friends

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Asking how to put something together because the instruction font is too small, even when he has his glasses on

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Slightly shove you and tell you to stop moving

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Going to get the milk for the last fourteen years...

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IcyTooCool IcyTooCool · 11d · Edited

Dad:you kids with your phones
a day later
Dad:can you help me with computer

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Calbel · 11d

spot on omg yes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Middle of telling someone off. Farts.

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Blubbz Blubbz · 12d

When the dad's son doesn't eat his lunch at school but he's in that fairytale phase - Dad: *leaves note in lunchbox* "Son, everytime you don't eat your sandwich a unicorn dies. #Dadfact. Love, Dad."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

sending 30 emojis because that's 'cool'

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

asking their sons teacher for a selfie at parents evening, because it's 'great banter'

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Drinking

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Blubbz · 12d

Offensive

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Anonymous Anonymous · 18d

Leaving

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IcyTooCool · 11d

bad day?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 18d

random song comes on the radio
"Oh yeah! This one's a classic!"

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I'm sitting in the living room watching TV, dad sends me somewhere else to watch TV while he changes the channel. Even though he ALSO has a TV in his room and watches TV in the living room EVERY FREAKING DAY when I RARLEY watch TV there, not to mention the fact that he starts taking loudly every time I watch TV. Typical Dad.

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I'm sitting in a comfy position, busy doing something on some sort of device.
Dad: (sitting on couch, watching TV with feet up): I want a [coffee/juice/other] right now. Can you get me one?
Me (groaning) Fine.
This happens everyday. Every time I tell him that he needs to start getting up and meeting his OWN needs, he throws in my face that he gives me food every day. This is really annoying honestly.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

so digging out our new pool, dad working the digger i ask if i can try too, i have lots of fun, dad is afraid i will knock his fence down says he will do the rest of the work, minutes later he knocks the fence down.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Slapping his wife for putting his favourite white t-shirt in with the coloured washing and ruining it. Then getting taken to court for assault. Then ending up having to get a divorce and having to pay his wife a load of money, and there children will grow up and never see their father again.

Don't fuck up your husbands washing women.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Wearing the same suit he's had since the 80's on every special occasion.

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"What's poppin' Jimbo?"

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Calbel · 28d

Welcome back to the site :)

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