A place to submit Total Dad Moves.
I'm sitting in the living room watching TV, dad sends me somewhere else to watch TV while he changes the channel. Even though he ALSO has a TV in his room and watches TV in the living room EVERY FREAKING DAY when I RARLEY watch TV there, not to mention the fact that he starts taking loudly every time I watch TV. Typical Dad.
I'm sitting in a comfy position, busy doing something on some sort of device.
Dad: (sitting on couch, watching TV with feet up): I want a [coffee/juice/other] right now. Can you get me one?
Me (groaning) Fine.
This happens everyday. Every time I tell him that he needs to start getting up and meeting his OWN needs, he throws in my face that he gives me food every day. This is really annoying honestly.
so digging out our new pool, dad working the digger i ask if i can try too, i have lots of fun, dad is afraid i will knock his fence down says he will do the rest of the work, minutes later he knocks the fence down.
Slapping his wife for putting his favourite white t-shirt in with the coloured washing and ruining it. Then getting taken to court for assault. Then ending up having to get a divorce and having to pay his wife a load of money, and there children will grow up and never see their father again.
Don't fuck up your husbands washing women.