A place to submit Total Dad Moves.
He texts all of his kids, nieces, and his sister a video of the "Feats of Magnificence" every morning. The first one was the "napkin trick" where you put a napkin to your face and just stick your touge out, then that trick where you put a rubber glove on your head and blow it up with your nose (and ended up actually launching it off his head), and the most recent, saying he thought hard on how to top the last one, his "Feat of Magnificence"- his feet. It all ended with a dad joke. He even got my grandpa to help with some. 2 generations of dad jokes.
Me: "Mom, can I get Call of Duty WWII? It just came out yesterday!"
Mom: "How much is it?"
Me: "...Seventy nine dollars..."
Mom: "NOPE! WE ARE DEFINETLY NOT GOING TO BU--"
Dad: "Sure, we can get that game." *Starts driving to GameStop*