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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Going to bed shirtless

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Kid: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi hungry! I'm Dad!
*Dad forgets to feed the child*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

My Dad phoned his Mum to tell her she was a Grandma when I was born.
She asked "What is it"
My Dad replied "A baby"

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Tell you "You're just like your mother!" when you mess something up.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

Can only make burgers and hotdogs and can barely call the right number for takeout when he has to cook

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*dad does obnoxious sh*t*
Me: Do you mind?
Dad: No, I babysit.

Every f*cking time.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

**79 degrees outside**

"Wear your heavy jacket when you leave!!!!!!!!!"

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Crypsis · 14h

I think your mom does that.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Has a 4 person family
Drives a 7 seater Ford galaxy

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Dad: *Sticks hand in bag of shredded cheese and shrieks in pain*
Family: *Look over in concern*
Dad: Be careful! It's Sharp Cheddar!

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Donute Donute · 1mo

Me: can I poke you
Dad: No because I'm Dad and that's not aloud, but I can poke you because its written in my fathers contract.
*pokes me with excessive force*

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Calbel · 1mo

hahahaha yes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Me: *silence*
Dad: Shut up

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Insisting to chaperone all school field trips to meet all of your friends

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Asking how to put something together because the instruction font is too small, even when he has his glasses on

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Slightly shove you and tell you to stop moving

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Going to get the milk for the last fourteen years...

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IcyTooCool IcyTooCool · 2mo · Edited

Dad:you kids with your phones
a day later
Dad:can you help me with computer

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Calbel · 2mo

spot on omg yes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Middle of telling someone off. Farts.

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Blubbz Blubbz · 2mo

When the dad's son doesn't eat his lunch at school but he's in that fairytale phase - Dad: *leaves note in lunchbox* "Son, everytime you don't eat your sandwich a unicorn dies. #Dadfact. Love, Dad."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

sending 30 emojis because that's 'cool'

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

asking their sons teacher for a selfie at parents evening, because it's 'great banter'

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