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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

When I was in elementary school my mom would park the car far, far away from other cars at the parking near the entrance of the parking lot, completely opposite where I was waiting to be picked up from school. Her excuse would always be "that there weren't any empty spaces when I arrived". But I watched her park the car and clearly there were empty spaces. And she calls me lazy.

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Mom - Sweetie, would you like to go to (enter place here) with me? It doesn't matter if you say yes or no.
Me - No, I don't.
Mom - EXCUSE ME, I DIDN'T CARRY YOU FOR 9 MONTHS AND SUFFER THROUGH HOURS OF LABOUR JUST SO YOU COULD SAY NO TO EVERYTHING! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!

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Family's watching a movie and a kissing scene comes up.
Mum: DON'T LOOK AT THIS CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS YOU'RE TOO YOUNG HOW IS THIS MOVIE NOT RATED R GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL WE TELL YOU!!!
Me: Mum, we're watching a family movie. I'm 14.

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InvincibleForever · 21d

This reminds of a scenario when I was 10. My mom was watching a movie, and she told me, "Sweetie, this movie is way too scary for you. Go to your room.". And what movie was she watching? The Nightmare Before Christmas. Last time I checked, that movie isn't scary at all.

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InvincibleForever · 21d

And another time when we were in the movie theater a few years ago, my mom whispered to me, "This movie is way too violent, I can't believe it's not rated PG-13." (I kid you not, she actually said this). We were watching the Lego Movie...

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*tells you to tidy your room because "It's a mess"*

*her stuff is everywhere around the house*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Mum phones me when at shops

Mum: Did I leave my phone at home?

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Noump Noump · 1mo

Me: Why is my phone not working?
Mom: Ask your dad.

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Calbel · 1mo

so true lol and welcome =)

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Mom: Can you do me a favour?

Me: Sure, what is it now?

Mom: NVM, I'm good nao.

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Dasano Dasano · 1mo

Telling you to do something you're already doing and making you stressed about it

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Middeh Middeh · 2mo

Mom: Get off the computer, and go to sleep!
Me: Ok..
*Mom goes straight to the computer and doesn't leave for an hour.*

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Mum: Alright kids, lets go
Also mum: *spends ten minutes talking to people straight after
Mum: ok come on kids, lets go
Also mum: *spends another ten minutes talking to people straight after

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Calbel · 2mo

So true, good to see you back on the site :)

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0504rtd · 2mo

thanks

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

*While Shopping for 1 Item*

I'm just going to pop into...

I just need to nip into...

I want to see if they have...

I'm just going to go back in here to see if..

*Comes back with 5 bags*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Me: *Drops glass* "Crap"

Mom: "Don't use that language in our house!" *Stubs toe* FUCKING MOTHER OF FUCKING BASTARD SHIT BITCHING...

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Dasano Dasano · 2mo

Ask you to grab something that is two feet away from them while you are 3 rooms away

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Calbel · 2mo

yes hahahha

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Dasano Dasano · 2mo

Using saliva as the ultimate cleaning weapon

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Calbel · 2mo

yess, especially when you get toothpaste on your face

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InvincibleForever · 21d

Or anything on your face for that matter.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

taking wet wipes out of her purse

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Call you, but whenever you ask for what, they dont reply?

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mom: ask dad

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Idunno · 2mo

dad: ask mom

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Child - I think I'm dying!
Mom - I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO SCHOOL!

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tgen04 tgen04 · 2mo

I try to make a joke and it turns into a life lesson.

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Calbel · 2mo

lollll yyepp

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Idunno · 2mo

Yep...Welcome to the site :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

This happened today
I'm eating a ring pop leaving a track meet I just arrived at.
We see my friends parents and my mom yells "He only comes for the ring pops. What made it worse was that I was leaving early cuz I didn't want to be there

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