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Mom: Can you do me a favour?

Me: Sure, what is it now?

Mom: NVM, I'm good nao.

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Dasano Dasano · 3d

Telling you to do something you're already doing and making you stressed about it

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Middeh Middeh · 6d

Mom: Get off the computer, and go to sleep!
Me: Ok..
*Mom goes straight to the computer and doesn't leave for an hour.*

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Mum: Alright kids, lets go
Also mum: *spends ten minutes talking to people straight after
Mum: ok come on kids, lets go
Also mum: *spends another ten minutes talking to people straight after

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Calbel · 10d

So true, good to see you back on the site :)

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0504rtd · 9d

thanks

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

*While Shopping for 1 Item*

I'm just going to pop into...

I just need to nip into...

I want to see if they have...

I'm just going to go back in here to see if..

*Comes back with 5 bags*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Me: *Drops glass* "Crap"

Mom: "Don't use that language in our house!" *Stubs toe* FUCKING MOTHER OF FUCKING BASTARD SHIT BITCHING...

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Dasano Dasano · 11d

Ask you to grab something that is two feet away from them while you are 3 rooms away

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Calbel · 11d

yes hahahha

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Dasano Dasano · 11d

Using saliva as the ultimate cleaning weapon

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Calbel · 11d

yess, especially when you get toothpaste on your face

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

taking wet wipes out of her purse

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

Call you, but whenever you ask for what, they dont reply?

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mom: ask dad

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Idunno · 15d

dad: ask mom

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Child - I think I'm dying!
Mom - I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO SCHOOL!

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tgen04 tgen04 · 18d

I try to make a joke and it turns into a life lesson.

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Calbel · 17d

lollll yyepp

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Idunno · 17d

Yep...Welcome to the site :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20d

This happened today
I'm eating a ring pop leaving a track meet I just arrived at.
We see my friends parents and my mom yells "He only comes for the ring pops. What made it worse was that I was leaving early cuz I didn't want to be there

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She blames everything on the computer.
"You're tired? It's because of the computer!"
"You're hungry? It's because of the computer!"
"You're head hurts? It's because of that d*mn computer!"

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 21d

my life in 4 sentences.

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Calbel · 21d

HAHAH yes omg

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URockMyWorld
URockMyWorld · 21d

XD

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tells you to go to bed only so she can say he never gets up

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warrior_thing135 · 12d

#Hardstop Lucas

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Wakes son up 20 minutes earlier than his alarm, telling him that he overslept

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Idunno Idunno · 24d

You're reading a book and you get a head ache.
Your mom: It's because of the computer!

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Idunno · 23d

Btw, I've never read a book before so this is just a pointless post (jk...)

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Buys something a size bigger for when I grow up.

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Calbel · 24d

Yea so you look dumb wearing it for like 2-3 years I can relate lol

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

"I don't think we have enough to buy what you want sweetie"

12 minutes later she goes and buys something twice the price

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Cyborgaming · 26d

soooo true!

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