A place to submit Total Mom Moves.
When I was in elementary school my mom would park the car far, far away from other cars at the parking near the entrance of the parking lot, completely opposite where I was waiting to be picked up from school. Her excuse would always be "that there weren't any empty spaces when I arrived". But I watched her park the car and clearly there were empty spaces. And she calls me lazy.
Mom - Sweetie, would you like to go to (enter place here) with me? It doesn't matter if you say yes or no.
Me - No, I don't.
Mom - EXCUSE ME, I DIDN'T CARRY YOU FOR 9 MONTHS AND SUFFER THROUGH HOURS OF LABOUR JUST SO YOU COULD SAY NO TO EVERYTHING! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!
Family's watching a movie and a kissing scene comes up.
Mum: DON'T LOOK AT THIS CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS YOU'RE TOO YOUNG HOW IS THIS MOVIE NOT RATED R GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL WE TELL YOU!!!
Me: Mum, we're watching a family movie. I'm 14.