A place to submit Total Mom Moves.
On one sunday, my mom made everyone get ready for church. Once everyone was already ready to go, she walks out of her room and says, "where are you guys going? Im going to lagoon." (theme park in utah) I was so confused.
i'll just go shopping for milk and salmon
*gets to the shop*
9 hours later*
"okay we have evrything"
*items in cart*
3 different thingies of lip stick
3 bottles of lotion
"Those game developers probably live in their parents basement"! "Actually, game developers get paid a ton and live pretty well." "Oh no son, They've brain washed you! Don't believe those, those...Monsters!"
I don't know if it's a common practice in other countries, but in Jamaica, its pretty common. So when Mom sees something on their child's face they call the child put spit on their finger or wherever on their hand (depends on how large the mess is on your face) and says 'tan still' and wipes your face and the mess off and then send you on your way. For me, its a very traumatic experience.