A place to share Total Sibling Moves.
Whenever we have macaroni and cheese (my favorite food), one of my sisters will come up to me and ask if I want the rest of hers because she's full and doesn't want anymore. She then proceeds to give me an empty bowl, starts cackling like a witch and walks away.
Sibling is about to tell parents something that about you that you don't want him to.
I gently nudge him to let him know that I don't want him to tell them.
Sibling at the top of his lungs: OW!!! WHY DID YOU ELBOW ME!!!
Sister (younger) *in bedroom playing with dolls*
I go downstairs to the living room, her show (say yes to the dress) is on. I'm a guy, I change it to Family Guy, she comes downstairs and crystal because I turned off her show.
Father:Wife take the garbage out.
Mother:Oldest Sibling,take the garbage out.
OldestSibling:Middle Sibling take the trash out.
Middle Sibling:Youngest Sibling take the trash out.
Youngest Sibling: . . . Fine.
When you don't know something : "JESAS! Why do you not know this basic fact?! What kind of crap are they teaching you? Are you some kind of special idiot?!"
When you do know something : "Well why wuld i know that? only nerds would know crap like that."