A place to share Total Sibling Moves.
Older sister: *touches lil sis by accident*
Younger sister:YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE
Older sister:What? No I did-
Younger sister: YES YOU DID YOU LIAR! IM NEVER GONNA TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
Older sister: Sorry..
Younger sister: MOOOOOOOOOM ARI HIT ME AND SHE'S NOT SAYING SORRY
Older sister: kill me
My brother is always bitching about how his computer doesn't work, which is almost immediately followed up by me saying: it does work you twat, it just remains in my room because my laptop lacks a battery and a wireless adapter. I'm glad I made a seperate profile on that thing though.
Instead of answering a simple fucking question, go out of there way to rant about how you "always ask that question" and that it consumes their time, when in fact it took them longer to do their rant than it would to simply give an answer to the posed question, which therefore leads me to an ultimate conclusion that they just got beaned by THEMSELVES!
Sister : *asks to play my playstation*
Me : I'm relaxing
Sister : *runs into parents crying* MOMMY HE HIT ME AND TOLD ME I WAS FAT AND THAT I CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE I'M UGLY :'(:'(:'( #MyStory #ImAVictim #PrayForMe #Legendary #KeepOnPushing #DontLetOthersBringYouDown #RecentTerroristAttack #Suicidal #WantToDie #Emo #Edgy
*Little brother sees older brother eating berries.*
Little brother: Mummy, I want some berries too.
Mum: Well, if you want some, you need to ask him nicely.
*Little brother goes up to older brother.*
Little brother: James! Mummy said you HAVE to give me some berries!
My sister: Give me the controller
My sister: please
My sister: please
My sister: pleeeease
My sister's solution is if you harass me for long enough I am sure going to give her the Xbox remote
Whenever we have macaroni and cheese (my favorite food), one of my sisters will come up to me and ask if I want the rest of hers because she's full and doesn't want anymore. She then proceeds to give me an empty bowl, starts cackling like a witch and walks away.