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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

want to charge your phone? Throw it on the ground and bye a new one. It will have full charge.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Do you want to get rid of rubbish quick? Throw it in the bin.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Instead of suicide wait until you die of old age that way it doesn't seem like you did it purposely

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

To prevent a fire fill up your house with carbon monoxide that way there is no oxygen left for the fire

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

If your internet is slow, chase it with a pack of hunting hounds. It will either go faster or give up and get eaten, so you can get new internet.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Do you want to know if the person you like loves you? Kill yourself. If they come to the funeral, congratulations!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Are you and your friends having a house party at your place? Mix blue fizzy pop with your own drinks. That way you'll only have to clean up your own blue vomit.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

If you need a house, then just get a pineapple, carve it out, add all the appliances, piping, and electricity, then, throw it into the sea. You better be a sponge though.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Are you driving and someone's following you? Crash into a streetlight. They'll either crash into another one or stop following you.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Like every comment promising you good luck for a week. If you do at least 1 per week, you'll be immortal as dying would be considered bad luck.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Use these words in conversation:
Niggardly and knickerbocker.
People will be amazed of your word knowledge.

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Dusty Dusty · 15d

Want to cool off during the summer? Put a coat on! It will trick your brain into thinking it's cold!

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AandATV · 5d

I love it

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Tell each friend a different day as your birth day. You will get presents spread over the year, and if you Need something, you can get it really fast without paying, just ask the friend that has the next date!

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Linnon · 15d

What if your friend tells another friend your supposed birthday, and they both find out you lied to them just to fulfill your greedy desires?

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_Saraphina_ · 14d

They won't know which one is actually mine, so they'd both give me presents for both birthdays!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

Want to spam Calbel.com? Well, do it as an Anonymous user! Then, Calbel can't ban you. ;)

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Say the 'N-word' around black people. They shall respect your bravery.

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Want your cereal to remain fresh for longer? Just eat the whole box of cereal! It will be worth it!

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Markiegee55 · 17d

Ok then

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

feeling down about your self? no problem! be as narcissistic as possible so you don't fell bad about your self

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

If you can't pay someone back, just give them something worth that amount.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

Many people forget important skills they have on their resume!
Don't make the same mistake of leaving out "Breathing, (your age) years of experience" or "drinking, (your age) years of experience". I'm sure you'll find some more skills!

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leave your phone, wallet, or purse on a bench to save your spot while you go do something

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AandATV · 5d

Why not all of them

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