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Ice cream too frozen to scoop? Microwave the spoon for thirty seconds

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If your house is on fire, pour gasoline on it. This will make it burn faster thus reducing the time it has to cause damage

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Reviani Reviani · 1d

Rub your feet on carpet. That way you can store electricity on you to charge your mobile devices without the need of a battery pack.

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want to know how to make slime?
1. google it

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Want to see if your crush likes you back? Tell this to him/her - "Do you love me? Breathe if yes, swim across the Atlantic Ocean while reciting Twilight in Japanese if no.".

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Nightwoods · 2d

Well technically your crush will always say yes because even if they swim across the Atlantic Ocean while reciting Twilight in Japanese, they'll still be breathing.

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GoldenFreddyGaming44 · 2d

I was rejected.

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Do you want to be popular? Be self-assured and too confident. That's all, noone cares about how you look...

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Idunno Idunno · 3d

Did your foot fall asleep? Amputate it! The train does it for FREE.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Ever feel so tired you can't get out of your bed? Make your phone vibrate and sit on it. The vibrations from your phone will force yourself up from the bed.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Have a splitting headache? Shoot yourself in the leg. You can only feel one pain at a time.

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Want to always win at blinking contest? For most people, dissolving your brain would make it impossible to blink. Except, anyone who tries this already lacks a brain.

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Don't want to get caught copying answers from other students? Write the wrong answer down.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Have you ever had trouble sleeping?? If so, simply stop watching this video and turn your phone off. Magically you'll fall asleep. Amazing

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FluffyTorpedo · 7d

this video ????? dafuq

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Want to lose weight fast? Go on a swingset. At the top, you will experience 0 g-forces, so you will weigh nothing.

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If a lightbulb isn't working unscrew it and touch it with your finger, if you die, you don't have to buy a new bulb

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Want to roast marshmallows with friends but don't have a fireplace or sticks? Simply light a match on a bag of marshmallows so everyone can take a pre-roasted marshmallow out of the flaming bag!

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Keep on losing at Try Not To Sing Along challenges? Duct tape your mouth shut.

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Calbel · 9d

Or just remove your vocal chords to be extra sure

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URockMyWorld · 9d

Yeah, that too

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Need gas money? Just fart in your wallet

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

If you take many drugs at once, you will never get sick again

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Calbel · 10d

cold

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

If you always make your keyboard oily after eating, wash your hands.

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If you get a F, draw a line and make a A

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MasterDance
MasterDance · 9d

Also add a + for effort

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Calbel · 10d

lol good one :)

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