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A place to submit Useless Superpowers.
The ability to gain this ability that you are reading right now.
The ability to read minds, but when you do it, you die instantly.
The ability to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking.
Become invincible for a minute only if you wear a checkered shirt, eating a cheeseburger, and looking left at 6:08PM.
Be able to spontaneously explode anytime.
Telekinesis, but only of objects with a specific colour in the spectrum
You can breathe underwater but you cannot be wet
The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.
The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
The power to waste time watching things about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
The power to change the channel with you mind but only when the remote is in your hand
The ability to read your own mind
The power to predict an event...when the event is already occouring
The power to become invisible to blind people and unhearable to deaf people.
Flying, but only an inch off the ground
The power to see in the colors that colorblind people see.
Being able to run fast but you’re legs were amputated
The power to believe it’s not butter.
the ability to find anything...as long as you can see it