A place to Vent.
I really, really dislike my sister. She's constantly verbally reminding me how better she is, how she has more friends than me, how higher her grades are, how ugly I am now. She's also keen on letting me know that her life has been thousands of times worse ever since I was introduced. She also seems to love turning on the lights in my room when I'm trying to go to sleep and drawing their for the next hour. Every fucking day. I'm switching 'hate' to 'dislike' because she loves editing my papers, to remind me of how illiterate I am compared to her. Problem is, I can't argue, because her grades ARE higher than mine, she DOES have more friends than me, and, well, I won't say I'm exactly handsome. Maybe not ugly, but whatever.
Whenever she's around anybody else, though, she pats my head, asks in a baby voice if I'm doing alright, and such. So her friends, my friends, and my parents all think she's a guardian angel to me.
I hate it when adults prohibit children from saying or doing anything vulgar. It's like adults assume children just frolic in fields all day, and if children are not like they expect they are, they have to change. I mean, how is a child saying something vulgar hurting you anymore than an adult doing the same? I was once talking to my nine year old cousin about Satanism, and some adult came along and scolded us for speaking of such matters as kids. The thing was, my cousin wasn't getting disturbed at all. She was okay, and she most likely wasn't going to walk around town all day and talk about Satanism in people's faces. I have a question for all people that support child innocence: why? Why exactly do children have to speak of nothing but lollipops and candy canes? Does it really even matter? What do you users think? Tell me in the comments, and then reply to your comment once, so I can debate with you in the comments.
Why make everything so long? like its not like anyone is gonna read your boring and useless novel about something you dislike, its your opinion not ours and you should deal with it, do what the person below me is doing, 5 words and a picture, so simple! we didnt come to read, we came to laugh! remember that FitnessGram Pacer test meme? the one that foes like The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding, that was funny! geez....wait....this is a long arguement..that means this whole thing is really ironic....crap
This may not be a big deal to most people but I hate the question does lightning McQueen get car or life insurance. It is so obviously life insurance. car insurance is life insurance in their world. Another point is there are not just car's in their world. There are RVs, towtrucks, and vans. Him having car insurance would be racist to other vehicles who aren't car's. So lightning McQueen would get life insurance not car insurance. I get worked up about this because I'm a pixar nerd.
I honestly think that emojis have gone too far. They were originally created to serve the purpose of quick and simple language that can entertain others. But then, they started being used...a lot more. Now, some conversations consist mostly of emojis, if not entirely of emojis. Also, most of the time, people cannot understand what the other person is trying to say through the chain of ten emojis. But, the worst part is that they could take an extra five or so seconds and type out a couple basic words instead of searching through an endless catalog of emojis that would most perfectly sum up what they're trying to say. Jeez. That's not what the original creators had in mind. Now, many drug dealers are selling illegal emojis on the streets without the government's consent. In fact, more than five thousand people with smartphones were caught possessing illegal emojis. Did I mention how those illegal emoji smugglers are also getting high off emojis? I can't last ten minutes online without someone being high on illegal emojis. Many kids are becoming corrupt with these emojis, and they often pirate them online in exchange for some good money. People like these illegal emojis so much they are willing to buy one illegal emoji for a whole ton of money. Also, many undercover societies like the CIA, the IRS, and the Illuminati are secretly stealing certain emojis from phones in order to manipulate society to always talk about how great Breaking Bad is. One reporter, named Ronald Dump, reported, "Illegal emojis make nipples hard how bad they are!" The problem is, the government is barely doing anything to stop emoji use. However, I believe we must petition the government so emojis can be stopped. Also, buy the new Jalapeño Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's for only $4.99 (€4.14). #nomoreemojis
Fuck Logan Paul. Not only use a dead body for clickbait, but he also JOKED about the suicide like it was no big deal. Any normal person would have avoided the limp body/prayed for them, but NOOO, Logan Paul just HAD to get a close-up of the dead body. Why? For views. All he cares about are views. Now before I get attacked by Logan Paul fanboys saying "THAT'S NOT TRUE, LOGAN CARES ABOUT HIS FANS/OTHERS", if he really cared about others, then he would've just avoided the body and moved on with his day. Honestly, from the bottom of my heart, I hope that Logan's channel gets deleted from YouTube, or he loses so many subscribers that he is no longer relevant.
I have 3 big nuisances in my class.
1) I have this big know-it-all in class and he NEVER misses a chance to cram in useless information. I remember every grade I had he was a different type of jerk
4th grade: sadist
5th grade: bully
6th grade know-it-all
I remember in social studies we had posters of famous people throughout the ages and he said, "Want me to tell you who all those people are?" Seriously dude, no one cares!
And I admit, I was a know-it-all in 5th grade, but this guy is really going too far! Not to mention he acts like a total bully!
2)There is this new kid in my class, but he acts like the most immature baby! This person can never take a hint and I'm his main target!
3) This is another kid, but he has autism. Now, before you start criticizing me, let me tell you he's told the teacher to shut up, always throws huge tantrums, and acts like a huge jerk to everybody!
These 3 are all in my class, which makes it a total disaster!
Two of my friends hate each other, and it feels like I'm caught in the crossfire. Almost every morning in reg I'm just minding my own business, and then they fight for no reason. One of them complains that I always side with the other, but 1. That's not true, and 2. Even if it were, I have my reasons. I just wanna be left out of it. I want them to stop forcing me to choose between them, because I am not the best person to ask for feedback, mostly because of this dumb argument! But I have also been associated with these people for long enough that if I were to stop, more people than necessary would be concerned. But I can't just go up to them and go, "Look, this fight makes me very uncomfortable and if you were to stop, I'd appreciate that very much." because as if saying that would instantly turn them from "I hate you so fricking much!" to "Woa you're my best friend yaaay!" They honestly have no idea how I feel about this. They always drag me into this, but they both know that I am not one for resolving arguments. So why?
I feel as if many people underestimate or are just completely ignorant regarding the fatal effects of drinking bleach. I've noticed this in a lot of users online: when someone requests they go chug bleach, they assume that the fatal result of the consumption of bleach will cause a quick and anticlimactic doom. Of course, that is a widely thought misconception. Most people fail to realise that bleach contains sodium hypochlorite, and such a quantity of sodium is very harmful for any form of life, as it's extremely high alkaline level can wipe out the nutrients required for a life form to survive as well as damage many areas in the life form that are vital for its existence. The thing is, the process of killing all of your cells takes quite a bit of time, contrary to popular belief that drinking bleach creates quick death. If anyone requests you drink bleach, remember the miserable fate you would have if you were to consume it. Doesn't seem so innocent now, does it?
Okay, so I'm going to say it: Sometimes I really fucking hate my best friend. She always expects me to put her above all of my priorities, although she'd never do the same for me, and when I don't do it, she's always really mad at me. Her problems are always more important. No matter if my grade is worse than hers, she's going to come and rant to me about how she deserved a better grade and it's unfair, even though it isn't, and she got the grade she deserved. I can be bullied, and try to talk to her about it, but she doesn't pay attention, doesn't reply, and interrupts me in the middle of my sentence to rant about how big of an asshole is a teacher to her. She always complains when she doesn't understand something in class, and blames the teacher, but when I offer to explain it she ignores it and acts like I didn't say a word. Once I started explaining it to her without asking if she wants me to because I was so fed up with her complaints, and she blamed me because she still didn't understand, although it wasn't complicated at all. I always listen to her problems and give her advice, but at this point I can't, because her problems are always the same, she never takes my advice, and she never tries to solve the problem, she just complains, and ruins my mood that was perfectly fine before. Now probably you'd say I should stop being her friend, but I can't. We're sitting next to each other in every class, and it'd be really weird if I'd try to sit away, because we've been friends and sitting next to each other for three years, and it'd be just really weird if I'd sit away. Also, she knows almost everything about me, and I don't want to risk it.
Sometimes she's normal and I have a good time with her, but other times I hate being near her.
So in P.E today we were being separated into groups.
@TheNothing and me were analyzing the pattern so we could be on the same team.
1,1 go. 2,2 go. 1,1 go.
It was our turn.
WHAT DID YOU SAY??
WE DELIBERATELY PUSHED IN LINE TO BE TOGETHER AND THIS HAPPENS?
Sometimes in gym class, we have to do stupid little exercises, such as push-ups, lunges, or mountain climbers. I always half-ass them, since I hate gym class and don't want to do those exercises at all. It really annoys me whenever someone tells me I'm doing the exercises wrong. I mean, I know I am! I'm obviously not trying to do them correctly.
Speaking of which, there's this really annoying guy in that class who is usually the one who tells me I'm doing them wrong. You'd think after the first couple times, he'd catch onto the fact that I don't want to do those stupid exercises, but no! Sometimes I want to strangle him. I just don't want to be there. If I'm going to be forced to go there, I'm going to do those torturous exercises my own way. Arrogant know-it-all classmates like the one I just mentioned don't make it any better.
My art class is toxic as F**K!
I got immature underclassmen and a teacher that gets angry easily. I don't wanna blame anyone but if I had known that this would happen, I would have switched classes. Some underclassmen get in trouble and the teacher yells at the whole class. I thought I was done going through that in f**king middle school.
I just wanna opt out of that class.
Also, remember that post I made about my teacher saying that being tired is rude? It's that same teacher I'm talking about.
Me and @Emptyness were playing meth games in a dark street together and I was telling him about the @TheOdious posts and how they aren't original and how DaHoody should win the rap battle and our teacher was like "You're in trouble. You didn't pay the meth."
What the funambulist am I supposed to do play a meth game with my teacher and not talk about serious topics before paying?!?!
Me and @TheNothing were playing math games in class together and I was telling him about the @DaHoody posts while I added and our teacher was like "You're in trouble."
What the f*%& am I supposed to do play a math game in complete silence?!?!
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Yep, it's me, your local guy who has trouble with girls! This time, two girls from my school decided it would be a good idea to fuck around with my emotions. They're cute too. They both planned this out in advance, and here's what they did:
Basically, they had a plan to "break my heart". Yesterday, at last period, the two girls started to do that eyebrow flirt technique, do kissy faces, and stick out their tongues at me. I asked "does it mean anything?" and they said "It's a secret".
They continued this all morning today, and during math class the cuter of the two girls even came up to me and said "Hey babe". The less cute one kept mouthing "I love you" across the room from me, and I just turned my head down; I prefer the cuter one, thanks?
They agreed to let me hang out with them during our free time. When said free time came around, they acted like they never said that. What the fuck, you literally just said that I could hang out with you? Then, they confirmed it was a joke, like they have a billion times before.
During art class, they began doing it again. The two girls allegedly wanted to "make this joke real". Then, the cuter one slipped out of that point of view and left me with the un-cute one. Of course, she doesn't actually like me, but we can only wait for more of this shit to pop up.
TL;DR: cute girls toyed with my emotions for two days