A place to submit examples of Video Game Logic.
Here are a bunch from The Sims 3/4!
Oh no! Little Timmy is drowning right next to me! What!? You expect me to help him? HECK NO! I gotta cry to offer him my condolences! Someone just DIED here! Do you not have a heart!?
*Tells Sim to sit down at the table and then eat the food in front of them at the table* *Sims sits down, stands back up, grabs food and eats food on the toilet*
*Sim walks out naked to get a pizza* Yeah... the pizza delivery guy isn't getting paid enough to handle this sh*t.
Looks like your Sim has gone into labor! Well, that won't stop them from fixing dinner for the family!
Looks like your Sim has finally given birth to twins! They look really cute! I wonder what their zodiac signs are *Twins have different zodiac signs*
Wow, your Sim is really pale! She REALLY needs a tan! What? It's already nighttime and it's below freezing? Well, that ain't stopping your Sim from getting that lovely tan!
Oh, it's really cold outside! You really need to keep your baby war-OH MY GOD THEIR'S A DOG NAMED EMILY! QUICK! PUT YOUR BABY DOWN IN THE DEEP SNOW AND LET'S PLAY WITH HER!
(I've been playing The Sims 4 too much)