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A place to submit examples of Video Game Logic.
Runs at the speed of sound
Can't catch up to a fat man
Sonic The Hedgehog
Bowser captures peach in every game
Mario invites bowser and all his enemies to every simple sport game
Go in an underwater level: Doesn't drown, can swim.
Falls into water in a non-underwater level: Dies.
"I'm low on health, but I don't think that eating this chicken I found in this garbage can is a good choice" Said no Beat 'Em Up character ever.
GTA Cops: Sees you holding a minigun, does nothing. Runs you over, instant 2 stars.
Kills legendary Bloodbug, finds minigun. Fallout 4.
Pokemon: Can fit numerous healing items, balls, rare artefacts, fishing rods and a LITERAL BICYCLE into a small backpack.
Sword straight through body: Still able to fight
Kick to face: Dies
Give meat to saber-tooth tiger. Friends for life
Bombs and Explosions: Can survive.
Spikes: Instant death.
Punch a tree. Hand doesn't start to bleed.
-ARK Survival evolved
You want to sit down at eat your food, but your house has no tables and/or chairs? Well then, TOILET IT IS!
(Basically) Every Sims game
Play chess for long enough, and you can become a qualified surgeon!
The Sims 4
Swim for long enough: Become a master at basketball
Master Piano Skill: What is this "Organ" you speak of?
The Sims 4
Gta5-Franklin is poor but owns a private garage and hanger for storing planes😑😑😑
Get cash from your bank account from your phone
Breathing underwater for longer periods of time than a fish.
- Super Mario (Exception: SM64)
You can kill a ragdoll with cooked shrimp.
Throw a snowball. Another snowball, that is the SAME FUCKING SIZE, was inside.
Probably Every Harvest Moon game and hell, even Rune Factory.
Shooting fireballs underwater.
-Super Mario Bros.