A place to share examples of Women Logic.
Lady: You choose where we go to lunch.
Guy: Olive Garden?
Lady: No, thanks.
Guy: Maybe Burger King?
Lady: I don't want to go there.
Guy: AUGH, how about Maid Mariens?
Lady: Not today.
Guy: WHY DID YOU SAY I COULD PICK???
Lady: I JUST WANTED TO BE DIFFICULT!!!
A woman wants a man with an 8-pack, chiseled chin, blonde hair, blue eyes, tall, strong, great fashion sense, and handsome all over, but when she gets rejected, she complains about people not looking at her personality.
Woman has a dream about her boyfriend cheating on her. When she wakes up with her boyfriend, she says this:
Woman: Oh my god! You cheated on me in my dreams! Apologise! Apologise now! Or else I'm breaking up with you!
Woman: Yes, he's smart, caring, handsome, romantic, loving, nice, understanding, and would never cheat on me, always compliments me and would never criticize me or my friends... but instead, I'll friend-zone him, date a total asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken, and act as if all men are the same.
Guy: Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah, I'm fine.
Guy: Are you sure? You can always talk to me.
Girl: I said. I'm FINE.
Guy walks away.
Girl: How DARE you ignore me! Nobody cares about me or my feelings!
Guy: I'm sorry. What's wrong?
Girl: Nothing. I'm fine.