A place to submit Funny Yahoo Answers.
My wife is getting old? Should I replace it for a new model?
what's the status of global warming now that the temperature is 15-30 degrees below the average?
Why did the usa get involved In WW1?
Because the japaneese bombed the twin towers, that's why!
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sometimes I sneak into my neighbor s house and squat in the living room and drink my own blood, just for the heck of them having no idea that some freak comes in the middle of the night while they re gone and drinks their own blood. Pretty ****** neeto sweeto, right? Almost as sweet as my sweet nutsack.Anyway, sometimes I also like to **** in their back yard.I do that just so that they feel confused and think that their dog has been eating a little too much spicy chipotle recently. Too bad their dog is dead. Probably from all of that chipotle. Man, you really shouldn t feed your dog chipotle, or else those shits will be a little bit too spicy for that dog s liking, and soon enough you ll have a dead rotting chipotle-dog in your backyard, and then there s more **** in your yard, as if the dog has come back to haunt you because you re a terrible ******* owner and fed your dog chipotle. Sometimes I **** in my neighbor s backyard after eating chipotle anyway, and they ve called the cops twice. ******* dumbasses, they still can t figure out that it s me. Once my dog ate chipotle **** out of the toilet that I forgot to flush, and had a craving for eating shits from then on. It was like he became a **** vampire. So, for your blood craving problem (you ******* freak), I recommend eating chipotle dog shits at least twice a day, like any other normal person would.
Are there gravity in India?
Do they got spicy food or good food? I heard in Swedewald, the toilets flush upwards.
How to become a pornstar?
I want to become a pornstar but I don't know how to be a good pornstar.
How can I figure out the password of my mom's computer?
When someone says " I was raised by a pack of wolves" Do they mean... wait, I should have read wrong... Mexicans?
Is it politically or legally possible to... send blacks back to Africa? Whaaaat?
Will donald trump harm blacks or benefit them... wait what?
How do you find out the exact users who disliked your YouTube video?
I also need help tracking down where people live and making someone's death look like an accident.
Why is there a ring on Saturn ?
My friend Told me that God liked it so he put a ring on it ?
He is joking isn't he ?
How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?
I have gotten spaghetti stains in my underwear. My white, cotton underwear.
I have spaghetti stains in my white, cotton underwear.
Why do mental hospitals let staff grab patients. Are they anti vegan?
"How can I test if my son is gay?"
Best Answer: "There's a really simple test you can do at home.
Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. While this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, he's gay."