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Is it safe to drink my brother's Sea Monkeys?
I told my brother if he doesn't give back my vintage Motley Crue t-shirt I got from my uncle by today I was going to drink his Sea Monkeys but he didn't believe me and didn't give it back yet and said he won't. I think I should stand my ground and drink them, but I don't want to die or catch a disease or something.
Since my Mexican father can't speak English does that mean he's a Bum?
My parents won't buy me an iPhone X?
Before you insult me, let me just say that i am 13-years-old and i get good grades and i am nice to people and i deserve an iPhone X. Right now i have a stupid iPhone 6s and i hate it. My parents told me that i have to wait till my birthday which isn't until December 31st. I hate them so much. They never make me happy. They are so cheap. How can i convince them to buy me it? Please help me i hate them and i want it.
ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ɯǝlqoɹd ɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ sı ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıƃuɐɥ ı ɯɐ?
How Much Stuff Can You Stuff In A Stuffie 'Till Your Stuffie's Stuffed Enough Stuff? Has anyone else seen this annoying commercial?
1: As much stuff as you can
2: Hmm... Tough question... But if you took Newton's 18th law of motion, you will know that Shrek is love. But not only is Shrek love, but he is also life. So with that knowledge, you can easily figure out that the diameter of the sun is purple aliens don't wear hats. So if you take the purple aliens then you will know that you can't actually put any pancakes on the roof. Multiply that by eleven and a half and you got yourself 69. So if you take that 69 and let it smoke weed, then it turn into 420. That is a difference of 367 (don't check that). So when you take 367, you will figure out that the area of the stuffie is about 6000. So, assuming that the stuff is 63 square feet, you can see that you actually can't fit anything inside Shrek's anus. So essentially, the answer is scarce. You can fit a scarce inside of a stuffie.
My mom had me arrested and kicked me out!?
My mom is starting to stress me out lately about a job and cleaning my room. This caused me to start smoking pot, but she didn't know. one day she caught me smoking it.
She told me i need to throw it all out. i was reasonable and told her i can't, i spent a lot of money on this.... she then said she's kicking me out. i took that as a threat like she would literally kick me with her foot to get me out the house. and that illegal, it's assault..... so i called the cops on her and they came i told them and they didn't even take me seriously.
My mom then told them about the marijuana and they see it and immediately arrest me...... they didn't even arrest my mom after i told them she threatened to assault me.
Can i bring this to court??
Source(s): Criminal Records Search Database - http://CriminalRecords.raiwi.com/?hpNs"
"Some of the above people really don't know what they're talking about. There's nothing wrong with smoking a little pot.
In other news, the OP here is a complete moron.
"I don't know how old you are, but I'll assume at least 18 years old, which in most places, is the age of majority - that is, you're an adult. At that point, your parents do not have to legally provide for you in any way, and can have you removed from the house, as if you are a stranger. Your mother is the house-owner and you, for lack of a better term, are a non-rent-paying tenant - she can set the rules, and provided they're within the bounds of the law. Requesting that a person either not "use" an illegal substance, and/or get rid of it, and/or keep their room in a hospitable state is within the bounds of the law, and frankly, reasonable. As of 18, your parents can in fact, require you to pay board/rent, and failing this, can eject you from the house.
Even if you didn't understand the common phrase "kick someone out", which most people understand to mean remove someone
Help...I farted during a kiss!!!!!!!?
I was waiting around for a friend at school after gym class, and my crush happened to be there too. We started talking and he said that he'd always had a crush on me, and then he leaned in for a kiss. I was so happy and excited and I put my hands around his neck and started kissing him passionately. He put his hands on my lower back and started massaging my back as we kissed, while I caressed his neck, and I was really enjoying the makeout, and we were getting into a really good rhythm, when all of a sudden he grabbed hold of my butt with both hands and squeezed it!!!
What made it worse is that I was only wearing a leotard (for gym class), and it was 2 sizes too small for me cos I'd had to borrow my little sister's cos I couldn't find mine, so my butt was almost bare.
Anyway, I was so shocked at him grabbing my butt that I farted right on his hands!!!!! It was a really loud fart and it stank really bad. He looked disgusted, and stopped the kiss and said he had to be somewhere. Whenever I see him in the hallway he looks anyways.
What do I do? I've had a huge crush on him for over 2 years. He's so lovely and gorgeous, and kissing him felt so amazing, until that happened. It was the best moment of my life followed by the worst :-(
Is pepperoni pizza vegetarian?
My vegan friend always has pepperoni pizza he claims its vegetarian, because during the process of treating the meat and spicing it to become pepperoni that it loses its meatness. Is this right?
"Uh, I would say your friend isn't really a vegan or vegetarian.
Loses it meatness? That's hilarious. Does the cheese lose it's cheeseness when it melts? At what point does the crust lose it's crustness?"
Mark Zuckerberg is an atheist. Does this make you want to quit facebook?
"does it make you wanna quit facebook?"
Since Mark Zuckerberg is an atheist, is it a sin to use Facebook?
Mark Zuckerberg created the social networking site Facebook, of which he is chief executive and president.
"Yeah, I guess so.
Since Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are both atheists, it would also be a sin to use any computer with a Windows of a Mac operating system, as well.
And you will not find any support by going with Linux either, since Linus Torvalds is also an atheist.
In fact, it is also a sin to share the same space time continuum as any atheist, living or dead.
So, I guess you are screwed.
Source(s): Reading my answer would also be a sin, since I am an atheist."
How long before you fools realize the great worm is coming?
FOR YOU WILL SOON BE IN THE BELLY OF THE GREAT FAT WORM
and then, oh yes, and then you will know i was right, ohhhhh yesss
fire must come, a greeaattt fire
burn burn burn the fields, AND THE WORM, ohhh the worm must burn too
"That worm is still bigger than your d!ck. Maybe that's why you're anxiously expecting his coming?"
Is Christian Bale a Christian since his name is Christian?
His parents must have named him Christian for some reason?
"Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?"
Can anyone explain what a witch looks like to me?
"We look like regular people."
Any 13-17 year old porn videos or sites?
Please tell me im 15 and curious
"your life must be boring"
Would the Woods prosper or suffer if Goblins kicked the Wood-Elves out?
I want to make a contact with vampires can u help me ??
Do Midgets have night vision?
My friend told me that midgets have night vision to see in the dark while they fight disoriented camel monkeys. Is this true? I must know. Thx Brah
"Your friend was partially right, but they left out a few things.
Legend tells us that the ancient midgets were once led by Ilkaja Gyssearnith (ill-kah-jaw ji-sear-nith), a powerful midget. His first name means "Mist Dragon Staff" in honor of the light gray-ish blue staff with the dragon he holds. His last name means "Clan of Fire" in honor of the clan of fire-adoring midgets his family founded- which he happened to lead. However, he was killed by his brother Eiruthnes (e-air-uth-ness), whose name meant "Sharp Wizard Heart". He created many mutated killer bests, such as the Oriental (not disoriented lol) Camel Monkeys, which are giant golden monkeys with camel humps, The Birog, a killer bird-frog mutation with razors for claws, the Wolukiger, a terrifying mix between a wolf, duck, and tiger, and many more. Over a period of eight-million years- because ancient midgets never died- they evolved to have night vision, super-sonic hearing, and the bones in their hands literally became steel. They survived the mutated attacks because of this and brought Ilkaja back to life. The price they paid for having their leader returned was to lose their immortality. They did gain, however, the ability to make fresh, delicious cheese.
Source(s): On my 3rd year of studying Midget History in College"
How did they clone Lindsay Lohan for the parent trap?
I'm not an idiot, I know they cloned the sheep dolly but I didnt know they cloned a person. Is there something special in the genetic make up of gingers that makes them easier to clone.
How come santa claus didnt bring me kim kardashian for christmas?
"Ew no! do no longer taint Santa like that, it truly is no longer effective. additionally end implying or asserting she has slept with all people. She hasn't slept with all people from Y!A exceptionally P&S. See she's ignored some."