A place to submit Funny Yahoo Answers.
"If I eat fireflies will I glow in the dark?"
No, but if you shove one down your pants your butt hole will light up every time you fart. Always a great memory to make when sitting around a campfire. -RaSkipper
What happens if you bite your brachial artery near your elbow crease?
Is Japan really misogynist or is it just another feminist myth to take down men?
Let me tell you about what's happening in Japan:
60% of Japanese men under the age of 35 identified themselves as "herbivore men". They have a lack of interest in relationships and sex, and are not active in pursuing women. Many of them stay out of the dating scene altogether, and the ones who DO date, refuse to be involved with women who won't pay their own way. They not only refuse to be protectors and providers for women, but reject the notion of traditional masculinity altogether. The statistic was done in 2009, and it is actually possible that it is more than 60%, as women in Japan seem to be having an awfully hard time finding non-herbivore men.
They go their own way - and they don't go out of their way to impress women. They pursue their own hobbies, and go for smaller but more fulfilling jobs or create self employment, rather than bust their *** to make money.
They spend a lot of time on their personal appearance, almost as much as women, which you will consider effeminate - but hey - they don't live their lives to impress women.
Women are of course, threatened by this. They can no longer control those men, or leech money and resources from them. Many sexist women (and possibly some self-hating manginas) have criticized them, even called them names, for not being typical macho manly men. Of course, if a man did the same thing to a woman who wasn't womanly enough, it would be called sexist, so there is obviously a double standard there. Whether you want to call them effeminate or not is up to you - it doesn't matter either way - but to me, they're simply rejecting male servitude and going their own way.
Paul from A Voice for Men radio believed that this may have been a backlash of the feminist movement. Here in the west - feminism started at a time when women did not have rights, and gender roles were a requirement. Feminism got women their rights, which
Women won't do anything for you sexually until you spend a lot of money on them?
In high school you could just buy them an ice cream cone, now they want a car or a wedding ring, or expensive vacation. Am I right fellas?
"Man your from the stone ages how old are these women 60,70, welfare mom's. Now days women have jobs, business owners, mother and father.. they don't need money from a man."
You could throw all your money on me and I still wouldn't give you sex. Sorry pal."
Should I tell the girl I'm dating I'm not circum cised and if so, how?
That pretty much says it there. I'm lonely and want a girlfriend and I'm not circumcised. Should the girl's background make a difference (ex. black, white, latino?) I want to find a mate but I dont want someone who's gonna tell me to mutilate my genitals. Should I tell the girl and if so, how?
Why do doctors wear pajamas to work? what happened to days of a necktie?
"Ask doctor Phil....HE KNOWS BEST!!!!
Source(s): "Catch me outside how about that".......ironic isn't it....muahahaha!"
Why does god fart in my ear?
"Why do you reckon that god gives a sh*t about an insignificant little d*ckh**d like you ? He wouldn't waste a good f*art."
"To remind you that your his *****"
"Next time there is a full moon, Go outside and spit at it.it will land directly in your face.
Insulting God is like that, He is one and only, Eternal and the only absolute, Thats why we say God is the Greatest.
Source(s): silly atheists."
Question: Do you see Donald Trump as a tough president like Reagan or Theodore Roosevelt?
I did some bad things on omegle , and showed my face if i become a celebrity , will i get into trouble? HELP?
Please help , i got naked on omegle and i even showed my face ! I heard ppl can record me . I want to become a celebrity, so if i become one im afraid i'll get into lots of trouble and just hate my life . please help im so scared ! ?
"Lmao, me and my friend went on omegle once, it was just masturbating guys or pervs wanting to see boobs.
WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO NAKED?
No one knows who you are, and if you ever do become one then no one will remember probably. BUT if they do, I guess it's more fame.
Source(s): Helping retarded sluts worldwide."
"You're not going to be a celebrity. Problem solved."
Is it okay to boil headphones?
I let my younger brother use my headphones, and he used them for evil. He listened to the absolute WORST music on the planet, and I am so ashamed. He stole me headphones' innocence. Can I boil them, in attempt to drive the evil out?
If not, how can I get rid of the evil in them?
Source(s): Get 100% Free Phone : http://FreeCellPhones.iukiy.com/?edlU"
"It's not just your headphones that need boiling, it's the collection of "evil" music that was played through them. I think scorching hot oil should do the trick. And once their done, force your brother to eat them while they are still piping hot. That should drive the evil out of everything
Source(s): You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer."
"If it was that screamo bullshit that sounds like someones dieing then please, by all means,
Actually, Dont just boil them. You have to drive these demons, back to the pits of fiery hell they once came from,
go out, buy a flamethrower (which are apperently 100% legal in america... and cheap too...) and BURN IT WITH ******* FIRE!"
POLL: Men and women--when was the last time you had an erection?
"Right now. Its about 9inches right now ;D"
What happens to the people born on Feb.. 29????? do the they stay one until 4 years past??
"They get locked up in a secret labratory in Iowa and are let loose every four years."
What do prostitutes wear during winter?
Like seriously, how are they supposed to dress all prostitutey if it's 0 degrees outside? They'd freeze. And obviously you wouldnt be able to tell theyre hookers if theyre all covered up.
"those that artwork the streets nonetheless artwork the streets in the course of the iciness. no longer an truly pleasant artwork ecosystem The escorts and different larger classification ones do incall or outcall and do not ought to worry about the elements"
"If they're well known and have a good pimp, he should be able to set up dates in room or something, instead of them street-walking."
Are there gravity in India?
Do they got spicy food or good food? I heard in Swedewald, the toilets flush upwards.
When i die and go to heaven can i still watch anime?
If not i dont want to die pls help!! /:
How can I prevent my boyfriend from finding out that I poop?
So my boyfriend and I have been going out for 2 months now, and he's asked me to come spend a week with him up at his cottage. Whenever I stay at his place I always just hold it in, but there's no way I'd be able to last a week without pooping. He's a little immature and still thinks that girls don't poop, and I'm afraid that if he finds out I do, he might break up with me!! How can I avoid that whole situation?
"People who don't know other people poop shouldn't be dating, they are too young and immature.
People who hold in their poop to keep other people thinking they don't poop shouldn't be dating let alone going anywhere for a week because they are too young and/or immature.
If people don't poop they die. Take a can of air fresher with you. How are you going to hide the fact you bleed once a month!"
"Girls don't poop/"
Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?
I know this sounds crazy..BUT
Hubs usually has his own smell. The family always knows when he has passed gas even if he tries to be funny and blame it on the dog.
Lately, he's had to work late a few times and each time he's come home and his gas has smelled unlike anything I've ever smelled from him. Kinda like maybe he had Thai food or something? He says he has only been at work and not anywhere else...but something is definately different.
Do you think he's cheating?
Update: I don't understand why this one poster is mad at me. I didn't give him a thumbs down. I'm just trying to get to the truth.
"you think a thai man is doing him?"
What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
My cousin always does this, and her teeth are really white.
Is this bad for you?
"Whatever you do, do not do this technique. My friend once did this before the grand ball, and on the way there, a bear mauled him. Doctors said the bear probably saw a glare off of my friend's blinding white teeth, and thought it was an enemy bear.
Tall your cousin to be on the lookout for bears. If she sees one, tell her NOT TO SMILE.
Source(s): My friend's life changing experience."
Are skeletons real or made up?
My friends mom says she was once chased by a skeleton but I don't think skeletons are real please help me.
"There are also the skeletons we each carry around with us that we don't want other to find out about. In a sense, they can chase us if we don't tend to them..."
"they are made up,of course. where you been? bone surgery - the orthopaedick hospital, wrinklefree stretched skin - elstreet louder, dental implants - le toofypeggy francais, ribs knocked off from sacred cows, skull by duggeries global inc (non-prophet they say), feet and mouth from the animal medical research lab., nose usually gone (cant think why),listick and grimace by last season`s Lifelong Celeb, hands knees and bum( so-o daisies ) loaned by Hildie Ogden, jaw-dropping by Harley Sreet and the spaces left are so silly people will believe The Wormd Done It, plus promised noy yo yell who made oooooooh wild straggly wig - Rustle up a Brand new skeleton hold a skeleton cosmetics evening, coff in a bag at G>P> coming to your area soon and there you are - for life. Totac cost plus video repeats, well as we`re doing it for you, Ben . acrually, they truly exist but are something of a conversation-stopper. have a nice day and ENJOY YOUR LIFE and no shrieking..
Why do crocodiles walk so gayly?
They walk like they got their nails done or something.
"I like short, trimmed nails more than I like long nails. The only time I like seeing lengthy nails is if they're painted, simply because I think they look disgusting without. They look like long claws to be able to me."
"As the future of crocodiles is to be worn as a handbag or sling bag"
"Ask one. But never smile at it!"