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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 6d

"If I eat fireflies will I glow in the dark?"

No, but if you shove one down your pants your butt hole will light up every time you fart. Always a great memory to make when sitting around a campfire. -RaSkipper

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Calbel · 5d

No worries about the URL thing, I'll change it in the future so it's easier. Could I please get a link to the icon ideas which you mention in your bio? :)

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Thaphoe · 5d

Oh dear, I forgot to remove the thing in my bio. The pineapple is for "Foods Explained Badly." If you don't use them, I understand. I wish there was a way to make the website run faster but I don't want to look like I ask for too much. Link here: https://postimg.org/image/ixne857z3/

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What happens if you bite your brachial artery near your elbow crease?

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Linnon Linnon · 23d

Is Japan really misogynist or is it just another feminist myth to take down men?
Let me tell you about what's happening in Japan:

60% of Japanese men under the age of 35 identified themselves as "herbivore men". They have a lack of interest in relationships and sex, and are not active in pursuing women. Many of them stay out of the dating scene altogether, and the ones who DO date, refuse to be involved with women who won't pay their own way. They not only refuse to be protectors and providers for women, but reject the notion of traditional masculinity altogether. The statistic was done in 2009, and it is actually possible that it is more than 60%, as women in Japan seem to be having an awfully hard time finding non-herbivore men.

They go their own way - and they don't go out of their way to impress women. They pursue their own hobbies, and go for smaller but more fulfilling jobs or create self employment, rather than bust their *** to make money.

They spend a lot of time on their personal appearance, almost as much as women, which you will consider effeminate - but hey - they don't live their lives to impress women.

Women are of course, threatened by this. They can no longer control those men, or leech money and resources from them. Many sexist women (and possibly some self-hating manginas) have criticized them, even called them names, for not being typical macho manly men. Of course, if a man did the same thing to a woman who wasn't womanly enough, it would be called sexist, so there is obviously a double standard there. Whether you want to call them effeminate or not is up to you - it doesn't matter either way - but to me, they're simply rejecting male servitude and going their own way.

Paul from A Voice for Men radio believed that this may have been a backlash of the feminist movement. Here in the west - feminism started at a time when women did not have rights, and gender roles were a requirement. Feminism got women their rights, which

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Erectus · 2d

Their forefathers fcked every cunt in whole of South East Asia

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Linnon · 23d · Edited

of course at the time was only the right thing to do. They later moved on to getting rid of women's gender roles, but did nothing about men's. They still demand that men pay for dates, mow the lawn, fix their cars, clean the roofs, but women didn't have to do their roles. Also, men are not allowed to "sexually harass" women, and you'll notice I put that in quotation marks, as a woman's standards on what is considered "sexual harassment" is unbelievably low. Simply talking to her can be considered sexual harassment. Women can still do all those things to men though. Another double standard. Feminism is for superiority, not equality. Problem is that in the west, feminism happened gradually, and it took a while for men to realise the double standards. We are just newly

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Linnon · 23d

waking up, and still the majority of men are stuck in the feminist lie. In Japan, however, feminism happened quickly - quick enough for the men to realise the double standard, and break free before they got trapped. Now the hypocrisy of feminism has fallen flat on the feminists' faces. That's just Paul's theory though. It's still in debate what the actual reason behind the conversion either, but no matter what the reason is - what has happened is clear: Japanese men no longer worship women, and won't cater to their every whim. So, back to my question: Many people complain that Japan is a misogynist country, but, is that really true? We all know the feminist myth - women call anything that doesn't cater to and WORSHIP women misogyny. In what ways is Japan sexist towards women? And I

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Linnon · 23d

mean, actually sexist, not just the fact that men control themselves in that country. Also, if you have any comments on what I posted, feel free to post them. Update: @Ultimate Hero - Yep, we should. Too bad there's still the other 40% of men (or whatever the precise amount is). Update 2: @Nick - It could be more common in some areas of Japan than others. I've seen some people say it's only some men, and others say it's almost all men. I guess it's more to do with specific areas.

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Linnon · 23d · Edited

"What insane moron crazy mother a$$ eating MF would spend his/her time reading that amount of madness about japan. Even worse what insane moron crazy mother a$$ eating MF would spend his/her time typing that amount of madness about japan. Tell me are you Akihito the emperor of Japan? Edit:Holy Sh*t 3 TD. What's this the manga revolt! You geeks are insane if you think you can explain humanity from Japan. Hey comrades lay of the manga, that s*it will **** you up! @Ryukyuu so many great writers of history. Plato, Confucius, Aristotle, Laozi, Augustine, Shankara, Avicenna, Maimonides, Averroes, Zhu Xi, Aquinas, Marx, Jesus Christ, Descartes, The Beard, Locke, Hume, Kant, Bentham, Guevara, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, Peirce, Nietzsche, Russell, Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Yo mom!

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Linnon · 23d

However I will watch your link!"

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Linnon Linnon · 23d

Women won't do anything for you sexually until you spend a lot of money on them?
In high school you could just buy them an ice cream cone, now they want a car or a wedding ring, or expensive vacation. Am I right fellas?
"Man your from the stone ages how old are these women 60,70, welfare mom's. Now days women have jobs, business owners, mother and father.. they don't need money from a man."
"Uh, no.
You could throw all your money on me and I still wouldn't give you sex. Sorry pal."

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Linnon Linnon · 23d

Should I tell the girl I'm dating I'm not circum cised and if so, how?
That pretty much says it there. I'm lonely and want a girlfriend and I'm not circumcised. Should the girl's background make a difference (ex. black, white, latino?) I want to find a mate but I dont want someone who's gonna tell me to mutilate my genitals. Should I tell the girl and if so, how?

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Linnon Linnon · 23d

Why do doctors wear pajamas to work? what happened to days of a necktie?
"Ask doctor Phil....HE KNOWS BEST!!!!
Source(s): "Catch me outside how about that".......ironic isn't it....muahahaha!"

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Linnon Linnon · 23d

Why does god fart in my ear?
"Why do you reckon that god gives a sh*t about an insignificant little d*ckh**d like you ? He wouldn't waste a good f*art."
"To remind you that your his *****"
"Next time there is a full moon, Go outside and spit at it.it will land directly in your face.
Insulting God is like that, He is one and only, Eternal and the only absolute, Thats why we say God is the Greatest.
Source(s): silly atheists."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Question: Do you see Donald Trump as a tough president like Reagan or Theodore Roosevelt?

Answer: "No"

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

I did some bad things on omegle , and showed my face if i become a celebrity , will i get into trouble? HELP?
Please help , i got naked on omegle and i even showed my face ! I heard ppl can record me . I want to become a celebrity, so if i become one im afraid i'll get into lots of trouble and just hate my life . please help im so scared ! ?
"Lmao, me and my friend went on omegle once, it was just masturbating guys or pervs wanting to see boobs.
WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO NAKED?
No one knows who you are, and if you ever do become one then no one will remember probably. BUT if they do, I guess it's more fame.
Source(s): Helping retarded sluts worldwide."
"You're not going to be a celebrity. Problem solved."

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

Is it okay to boil headphones?
I let my younger brother use my headphones, and he used them for evil. He listened to the absolute WORST music on the planet, and I am so ashamed. He stole me headphones' innocence. Can I boil them, in attempt to drive the evil out?
If not, how can I get rid of the evil in them?
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Source(s): Get 100% Free Phone : http://FreeCellPhones.iukiy.com/?edlU"
"It's not just your headphones that need boiling, it's the collection of "evil" music that was played through them. I think scorching hot oil should do the trick. And once their done, force your brother to eat them while they are still piping hot. That should drive the evil out of everything
Source(s): You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer."
"If it was that screamo bullshit that sounds like someones dieing then please, by all means,

Actually, Dont just boil them. You have to drive these demons, back to the pits of fiery hell they once came from,

go out, buy a flamethrower (which are apperently 100% legal in america... and cheap too...) and BURN IT WITH ******* FIRE!"

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

POLL: Men and women--when was the last time you had an erection?
"Right now. Its about 9inches right now ;D"

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

What happens to the people born on Feb.. 29????? do the they stay one until 4 years past??
"They get locked up in a secret labratory in Iowa and are let loose every four years."

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

What do prostitutes wear during winter?
Like seriously, how are they supposed to dress all prostitutey if it's 0 degrees outside? They'd freeze. And obviously you wouldnt be able to tell theyre hookers if theyre all covered up.
"those that artwork the streets nonetheless artwork the streets in the course of the iciness. no longer an truly pleasant artwork ecosystem The escorts and different larger classification ones do incall or outcall and do not ought to worry about the elements"
"If they're well known and have a good pimp, he should be able to set up dates in room or something, instead of them street-walking."

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

Are there gravity in India?
Do they got spicy food or good food? I heard in Swedewald, the toilets flush upwards.

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

When i die and go to heaven can i still watch anime?
If not i dont want to die pls help!! /:

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Linnon Linnon · 26d

How can I prevent my boyfriend from finding out that I poop?
So my boyfriend and I have been going out for 2 months now, and he's asked me to come spend a week with him up at his cottage. Whenever I stay at his place I always just hold it in, but there's no way I'd be able to last a week without pooping. He's a little immature and still thinks that girls don't poop, and I'm afraid that if he finds out I do, he might break up with me!! How can I avoid that whole situation?
"People who don't know other people poop shouldn't be dating, they are too young and immature.

People who hold in their poop to keep other people thinking they don't poop shouldn't be dating let alone going anywhere for a week because they are too young and/or immature.

If people don't poop they die. Take a can of air fresher with you. How are you going to hide the fact you bleed once a month!"
"Girls don't poop/"

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Linnon Linnon · 26d

Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?
I know this sounds crazy..BUT

Hubs usually has his own smell. The family always knows when he has passed gas even if he tries to be funny and blame it on the dog.

Lately, he's had to work late a few times and each time he's come home and his gas has smelled unlike anything I've ever smelled from him. Kinda like maybe he had Thai food or something? He says he has only been at work and not anywhere else...but something is definately different.

Do you think he's cheating?
Update: I don't understand why this one poster is mad at me. I didn't give him a thumbs down. I'm just trying to get to the truth.
"you think a thai man is doing him?"

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Linnon Linnon · 26d

What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
My cousin always does this, and her teeth are really white.
Is this bad for you?
"Whatever you do, do not do this technique. My friend once did this before the grand ball, and on the way there, a bear mauled him. Doctors said the bear probably saw a glare off of my friend's blinding white teeth, and thought it was an enemy bear.

Tall your cousin to be on the lookout for bears. If she sees one, tell her NOT TO SMILE.
Source(s): My friend's life changing experience."

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Linnon Linnon · 26d

Are skeletons real or made up?
My friends mom says she was once chased by a skeleton but I don't think skeletons are real please help me.
"There are also the skeletons we each carry around with us that we don't want other to find out about. In a sense, they can chase us if we don't tend to them..."
"they are made up,of course. where you been? bone surgery - the orthopaedick hospital, wrinklefree stretched skin - elstreet louder, dental implants - le toofypeggy francais, ribs knocked off from sacred cows, skull by duggeries global inc (non-prophet they say), feet and mouth from the animal medical research lab., nose usually gone (cant think why),listick and grimace by last season`s Lifelong Celeb, hands knees and bum( so-o daisies ) loaned by Hildie Ogden, jaw-dropping by Harley Sreet and the spaces left are so silly people will believe The Wormd Done It, plus promised noy yo yell who made oooooooh wild straggly wig - Rustle up a Brand new skeleton hold a skeleton cosmetics evening, coff in a bag at G>P> coming to your area soon and there you are - for life. Totac cost plus video repeats, well as we`re doing it for you, Ben . acrually, they truly exist but are something of a conversation-stopper. have a nice day and ENJOY YOUR LIFE and no shrieking..
Source(s): Gravesend"

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Linnon Linnon · 26d

Why do crocodiles walk so gayly?
They walk like they got their nails done or something.
"I like short, trimmed nails more than I like long nails. The only time I like seeing lengthy nails is if they're painted, simply because I think they look disgusting without. They look like long claws to be able to me."
"As the future of crocodiles is to be worn as a handbag or sling bag"
"Ask one. But never smile at it!"

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