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This little thing.
Have a doctor's appointment which you don't want to go to?
Just phone in and say you can't go because you're sick.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Feminist: The glass raped me.
What's your favourite dank meme?
What do Japanese People call Japan?
I drove and reversed a tractor as well as being so close to reverse it to fit the trailer :D
If Barbie has so many friends, why do we have to buy them for her?
Then: My name is Jeff
Now: My name Jeff
Dark souls:extremely hard
"I like clustertruck
Fidget spinners cause Irma,Jose, Harvey, Maria
I draaaaw pics and make them look liek reel viddeeeeeoioo
That hurt to type
"My name has 4 letters Rod, how can your joint be big enough for that"
I just realised my profile pic gave it away
People taking photos of food.
the word 'heck' is the combination of the word 'hell' and the word 'fuck'.
Iron man is male huh?
Symbol of iron: Fe
Iron man is female!
If you know sign language, then binoculars can give you super hearing
How does a guy who cant talk and only uses hand signs to talk signal someone whos about to open the door when hes using the bathroom?
I like beans with ketchup.
I'm a midget
When the teacher says 'Take out your workbooks'