The correct way to jump start a car with dead battery.
1 - Begin with both cars off
2 - Red clamp of the jumper cable on donor +
3 - Black clamp on donor -
4 - Other black clamp on bare metal (some part of the engine will work)
5 - Start donor
6 - Start dead
7 - Remove 4 - 3 - 2 - 1
Imagine someone who becomes a scientist just to record everything they do in video, audio and written logs for when the apocalyse happens just to give gamers a middle finger for believing such a thing was too unrealistic.
Angel: Come one we have to make more animals
God: *Groan* (grabs a few existing animals) Merge these
God: Call it a platypus
Angel: Anything else?
God: ummm, make it a mammal, but it lays eggs, that'll annoy the shit out of those human scientists