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An0ny An0ny · 2h

A Calbelless Society

Chapter 7: The End

Part I:

Alright, so the cruise ship sank, and Idunno and SaladDressing died. Now, remember NapsterGastly and That_One_Noob on that raft? Yeah, that's what this chapter is going to be about. I kind of took up an entire chapter on the cruise ship scenario, so I'll use another chapter to explain the story of the raft-savers (I have a lack of creativity; don't judge my name creating). Also, it poses as an interesting and canonical story. So, no more stalling, and enjoy the show (or story (or whatever)):

NapsterGastly: *Chuckle* Yeah. Hey, we should stop talking, as the story needs to progress to–wait...We did Idunno and SaladDressing's point-of-views already, right?

That_One_Noob: Yep, we're back!

NapsterGastly: Alright. Now, I hope that those two will be happy on that cruise ship. I just hope it doesn't hit an iceberg, somehow avoid it, but flip over, drowning everyone or anything like that.

That_One_Noob: Yeah, that would be a catastrophe! Who would read garbage like that?

NapsterGastly: I know! Now, let's just stop talking and let the narrator skip ahead to when we reached someplace or something exciting happens.

After a couple hours of riding the dilapidated raft, the two users reached someplace or something exciting happened. They reached a little insignificant tropic island where nothing possibly exciting could take place.

That_One_Noob: Hey, look! We actually somehow managed to reach someplace without dying! In your faces, Idunno and the other guy; I forgot his name!

NapsterGastly: Yeah, but this place is so insignificant and nothing possibly exciting could take place!

That_One_Noob: Yeah, I know!

The raft then broke up and floated away into the sea.

That_One_Noob: Wow, that raft was in such horrible condition, and we made it! That's some serious author laziness right there!

All of a sudden, someone amazing arrived.

TBC

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Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow. - Plato

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"What do you do when your heart tells you one thing,
And your head another?
When you're aware of the cold hard facts
But your emotions disagree."

You either stay unhappy or possibly ruin your life forever, pick your poison wisely.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8h

I felt it the moment I first looked into those gorgeous blue eyes, she was meant to be savored.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Do you know it takes people longer to drown in salt water than in fresh water?

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An0ny An0ny · 2d

A Calbelless Society

Chapter 6: Au Revoir!

Part IV:

The two just received their room, and they decided to order their dinner from the dinner menu. Fascinating!

SaladDressing: I want the delicious and salmonella-filled lobster!

Idunno: Fascinating!

Fascinating! I swear, we need to do something with this story; it's so...bland! *Lightbulb Above Head Thingey Or Something* Ding! I got it! Anyway, after they had their delicious and salmonella-filled dinners, they decided to go exploring! Fascinating! They came across this little room, and they were unsure of what was in it. They decided to open the door.

SaladDressing: Hello, is anybody in here?

They saw a man sitting alone on a desk, writing something about twelve users going on an adventure after the beloved leader dies.

Man: Excuse me, get out, please!

SaladDressing: Wha-Whatever! Jeez, be a little more polite!

SaladDressing slammed the door quickly. They decided to go exploring more. Fascinating! They saw the captain from earlier. He was still sobbing, and panicking, and his eyes were bloodshot.

Conductor: WHY DID I GET A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE?!

All of a sudden, there was a voice on the intercom. It was the random guy in a suit.

Random Guy in a Suit: *Clears Throat* It appears there is an iceberg ahead of us, and that we will crash into it, and we will form many pieces of media after the ship crashes. We will try to steer the ship out of the iceberg's path, but I can tell there's no hope. That's all for now.

Everyone: ....GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Everyone started panicking. Fascinating! Anyway, Idunno and SaladDressing were a little panicked, but not really. The conductor went back into place, and tried to steer the ship out of the iceberg's path. He was successful, but the force required to turn the ship made it flip upside down, and everyone drowned. Our two friends, the conductor, the suit guy, the concierge, the author, you name it. They drowned.

End of Chapter 6

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An0ny An0ny · 2d

A Calbelless Society

Chapter 6: Au Revoir!

Part III:

Idunno and SaladDressing have just arrived on a cruise ship. The first thing they decided to do was to go to some random ship driver and ask them where they're heading. They decided to search around for a boat conductor, and they found a door. They entered the door, and there was the captain. He was sniffing a fine white powder with a dollar bill, and he looked pretty panicked when the two entered.

Conductor: Yes?

SaladDressing: Hi, where are we heading on this boat?

Conductor: What, no, I'm not doing cocaine! Get out of here. *Starts Sobbing* Oh my god, Spicer, what have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?

The conductor ran out of the room, still sobbing. Then, a random guy in a suit came in and said,

Random Guy in a Suit: We're heading towards Cowbelly Land.

Idunno: Wow, what a coincidence! It almost seems like the author was too lazy to create a scenario where we're heading to Crysthia Island or something, and therefore creates a scenario where we just end up going to Cowbelly Land!

SaladDressing: Hm, maybe. Hey, since we're here, shouldn't be stay in a room here? Do you have any money on you?

Idunno: Technically, I have enough money to buy pretty much anything, because, yet again, the author is too lazy to make this story realistic!

SaladDressing: Alright! Let's go get a room!

They both went up to a stand where they would buy their rooms. A lady there wearing a fancy concierge outfit confirmed their order.

A Lady There Wearing A Fancy Concierge Outfit: You get your rooms, and you don't need a pass or a card at all because they author is really lazy!

Idunno: Sweet sweet pudding!

SaladDressing: What was that?

Idunno: I really don't know! Let's go to our rooms!

They went to their room. It was a ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ room, with a bathroom with a toilet that doesn't release the Kraken every time you flush! Yay! Amazing!

TBC

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Sometimes I hear arguing downstairs from my parents. As I hear it, I realise I am a 30 year old man living on his own in the countryside.

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The knocking on the door was relentless, frightening actually. I just kept piling the dirt, making sure the wooden coffin was out of sight from the public.

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“Waiting For Godot” by Samuel Beckett

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The One and Only Ivan

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There once was a girl named Ava. Ava's parents went out to a party and they said they would come back after 1:00 in the morning. Ava decided to watch some scary movies in their living room. After 2 good scary movies, she saw something. There was a man standing in her screen door window. Ava screamed as loud as she could and rushed to the phone to call the police. Luckily, she lived fairly close to the city so they arrived in 10 minutes. The police arrived and couldn't find the man. But then, after an investigation outside, the porch had no footprints on the snow. The cops looked at the TV and assumed she was watching too many scary movies. But then a cop looked behind the couch she was sitting on. The cop said "Oh my god." Ava asked "What?" The cop then saw wet marks on the carpet behind the couch. "There was no man in the door. It was the reflection of the man standing behind you."

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I'm unoriginal
And don't know what to say

So I'll put something random
uhhh traps are gay

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I woke up in a cold sweat, I realised it was my cat Whiskers. As I fall asleep I soon realise Whiskers died 9 years ago today.

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*NOT MINE*
Roses are red
Frogs eat flies
-picture pops up-
My (n word) Jon puts his dik inside of a fan and fucking dies

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I want to start a series, comment ideas below (or above,if you want).

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An0ny An0ny · 4d

A Calbelless Society

Chapter 6: Au Revoir!

Part II:

The four users were met with a bigly huge cruise ship. It came riding, and they thought that it would stop for them, but they were blissfully ignored.

SaladDressing: Hey, we have to get on that cruise ship! The raft is starting to wear away and become dilapidated, so the cruise ship is our only hope!

NapsterGastly: Are you insane? That's a 100% token to death! We need to stay on the raft, no matter the condition!

Idunno: Hey, you know, if you oppose swimming to the ship so much, Salad and I will just swim over there ourselves! We have lost so much hope that being separated isn't really much of an issue anymore! Come on, SaladDressing, let's go!

Idunno and SaladDressing started to swim over to the cruise ship. Meanwhile, NapsterGastly looked at That_One_Noob.

NapsterGastly: Wow, Dusty was right when he said you aren't a noob, in like the first chapter.

That_One_Noob: Thanks! Hey, if St_Awesome_Nick were still here, he would probably scold at us for breaking the fourth wall, but: hey, freedom!

NapsterGastly: *Chuckle* Yeah. Hey, we should stop talking, as the story needs to progress to Idunno's and SaladDressing's point-of-views.

NapsterGastly was right. We need to continue the story of Idunno and SaladDressing. Let's continue in their perspective:

Idunno and SaladDressing were swimming hastily through the water to reach the cruise ship. Luckily, there was a ladder on the side of the ship, so they could just hop to the ladder. It took a lot of force to reach the ladder, but they finally did.

Idunno: *Panting* Wow, we finally reached the ladder! Thank god we made it!

SaladDressing: Yeah, let's get to the ship before the post runs out of characters!

Idunno: Yeah!

SaladDressing: Yeah!

Idunno: Yeah!

SaladDressing: Yeah!

Idunno: Yeah!

SaladDressing: Yeah!

Idunno: Woah, watch the characters! We need to continue the story!

SaladDressing: Yeah!

TBC

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The whole universe might be VR...

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Children create an imaginary world to cope with the horrors of war.

~Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

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Big bad government gives highschool graduates the SATs and throws them in the middle of Chicago. They have to survive a post-apocalyptic road trip back to what I can only assume is former Los Angeles with little supplies and no car. The whole way back is Hunger Games with mutants, too. Main character forgets what happened.
-The Testing

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