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Waffle Waffle · 1d

Disclaimer:This is a joke.I do feel itches but it's not that bad of a case.This post is for entertainment purposes only.

My bedroom light isn't very strong,so I'm forced to do processes like studying,playing,etc.In other rooms.But today,I went to a doctor and I reported feeling itches even if there's nothing there.So he shone a very bright light on my skin.After looking around for a few minutes,he noticed a small dot floating around my skin.A small,black one.He diagnosed me with:"Botolinguritis".The black dot seemed to disappear from the light and I didn't feel any itching.So the doctor said:"This probably isn't a severe case,come back to me tomorrow if you have any problems." He gave me a small,bright light to shine around my body.The black dot is quite aggressive as of now,I can sleep by putting the light on a stand,pointing towards a small part of me,but I fear the dot might figure a way around this like entering my ear or hiding under the blankets.I don't want to be riddled with pimples!Help!

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WatermelonCat · 12h

LOL

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Don't use Q-tips to clean you're ear. You will most likely push the ear wax further down. Instead, loosen the build up with water, seek medical assistance or let the ear wax naturally fall out.

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I have a sore throat, and a really bad cough. I already ate, like, three coughdrops. I want to eat another one, but I don't know if it's safe. Should I eat a fourth coughdrop, or just wait a while?

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KeelaLovesPandas · 1d

Get some Lemsip, it tastes HORRID but it helps. Helps me with tonsillitis

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URockMyWorld · 1d

I don't think I have Lemsip. Never even heard of it XD What is it?

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KeelaLovesPandas · 1d

It's an drink with paracetamol that help with sore throats, period pains, headaches I think. All that sort of stuff

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Easily remove red wine stains from your sheets by burning the sheets in the fireplace. Chuck em in there and it's all gone!

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Mr_Awesome_Riley · 2d

I believe this belongs in the "useless life hacks" section

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Since, statistically, most people get bitten on the feet or legs by venomous snakes, you should try standing on your hands when near them.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Avoid the annoyance of waiting for energy-saving lightbulbs to warm up by just leaving them on all the time.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

When completing an online Exam, Copy and Paste the question into Google Books. You will need to exclude the blank, and Google will highlight the text in a book ultimately giving you the answer, 90% of the time it's from your classroom textbook.

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Walkyo · 3d

So... Cheat.

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*Sees an event poster*
Me: Nah, not interested.
*Notices that it says "free food" on the poster*
Me: I'm going!

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My best friend has been depressed lately. He always says that he's annoying, and stupid, and that he messes everything up, which isn't true, and I tell him that, but it just makes it worse. He has been having episodes in school, where he starts crying, and says he's going to kill himself. He has been sent home a few times now, so his parents know about it. He told me he had to convince his parents not to send him to a mental hospital. He says that no one cares about him, and I tell him that I care about him, but he says that I'm just saying that to make him feel better. What should I do?

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 3d

Hey I know what your going through I know what it feels like two of my friends are talking like that and they won't take my advice that nobody hates them and their not ugly but they won't listen and one is really close to leaving forever from suicide and it's really stressful. My advice is to comfort your friend bring them a present or something like that to show you care.

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Dusty · 4d

TL:DR Welcome to the site. I hate you.

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Waffle
Waffle · 1d

Insensitive bitch...

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KeelaLovesPandas KeelaLovesPandas · 4d · Edited

# "...the last step is always the hardest.
But we fight it, and we push against the world that's caving in.
It's not power that makes you the strongest." # - Run Wild, Laney Jones

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"Food" - Keela, 2017

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

if your at a vending machine anywhere with an employee just take a video while buying your food if it gets stuck you have video evidence

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If my history that's definitley not from Bill Wurtz, threaten to starve yourself in public if you want your local state/province to become independent.

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Idunno Idunno · 6d

In music class we have to do 2 "presentations" this year to get a good grade. I already did the part where you have to write 2-3 pages about something related to music. But the 2nd part is...not gonna be easy. We either have to sing, dance or play an instrument before the whole class. I can't play any instruments and I'm NOT going to sing/dance in front of my class. But if I don't do anything, I'll get a bad grade...what should I do?

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 3d

Dab. The dab is a dance move so rapidly dab for five minutes

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Cilidiaz · 6d

Sing a song about how you want to kill them, but in Hungarian, so they won't understand, but still, it'll make you less tense

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i need advice on not getting expelled from middle school i havent started going yet but people like to try me

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 3d

Trust me DO NOT RETALIATE UNLESS YOU CAN FIGHT!! I can fight so I get in fights with people messing with me or my squad. On the other hand make sure it's off school property. And beat the shit outta them if you can

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teffy teffy · 7d

planes take off against the wind

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If you accidentely deleted a tab, hold control + shift and then press 't'.

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Dusty
Dusty · 8d

WOAH, TECHNOLOGY!

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Moustacher · 8d

YES, TECHNOLOGY!

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Idunno · 8d

:D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

In a test, if you don't know the answers, chose c, that's the most common answer

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Moustacher · 8d

thanks

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Don't search up hentai

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awesomephantomgirl55 · 3d

I already knew what it was because I LOVE ANIME, MANGA, GRAPHIC NOVELS, AND MORE ANIME. Hentai was an essential term to learn

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Dqnijel · 10d

too late

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Put a cup of water in the freezer for half an hour when u get it out the top and sides should be slightly frozen over tap on the top of the ice lightly and it should break now u have the freshest coldest water in a small time period

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