God Creating Worms:
Angel: So, what are we gonna make next?
God: Can we just, take a noodle and like, bring it to life?
God: You heard me, I want a living, breathing noodle.
Angel: Uhm, okay but....
God: Also they have five hearts and live underground.
God: Just do it, it'll be awesome.
There had to be a better way to list these, right?
Installed a 8ft double sliding barn door on my media room entrance.
My friend had a notebook he kept with him, and one page he had all his passwords written down on. He ripped the page out, and crumpled it up.
Me: why did you do that?
Mike: I had to hide that page so people didn't ever see it. See look, now when I flip through my book *flips through it*
WHERE ARE MY PASSWORDS???
*frantically turning the pages individually*