Homefeed
All Following

brand logo All

brand logo Following

Categories
All Following

Popular
Today Week Month Year All Time
     Recent
Anonymous Anonymous · 21m

God creating Dung Beetles

God- Make it roll up balls of other animal's shit and live inside the shit because why the fuck not.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 23m

God Creating Tardigrades

God: Make it be nightmare fuel.
Angel: Anything else?
God: It's name will sound like something on a fucking report card from school.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

Does anyone remember that game moshi monsters? It probably came out around 2010 or 2011

Report
0 likes 1 comment
Anonymous
Top comments
Keela
Keela · 21m

i have soooooo many monsters on that game lmao, they're all dead now

0
1 reply
view previous replies (0)
Emo nemo
Emo nemo · 19m

Ok, I wanted to see if anyone else remembered it, any time I ask my brother and sister about it, hey don't remember, even though we all used to argue over who got to play next

0
Anonymous
View all comments (1)

Today, I was gonna type in "psn" on Google but I typed too fast and I typed in "pns" instead. It searched up "peripheral nervous system."

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

This is more of an "I remember this happening but can't prove it" post. Started off the day with a wake-and-bake. Playing GTAV. Walking through a crowded area, when EVERY SINGLE NPC stops walking, turns to look at Michael. "This is kinda creepy" i thought to myself. Until every npc in sync snaps their head around to look at the camera. Looking directly at me. Then again in sync they all continue on their day. Acting like normal npcs. I was frozen. Still havent played gtav since then. I was recording at the time and when i went back to look at the footage nothing was out of the ordinary.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

Chromata
This isn't weird. It's just awesome

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

YouTube should invent a "shuffle" button on each YouTube channel fpr video roulette.

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Americans then: Patriotic, eager to join the army, happy lives
Americans now:" I F***KING HATE AMERICA!!!!!!! PRESIDENT SHOULD DIE. ISLAM,FASCISM AND COMMUNISM ARE GREAT!!!!! WHITES STRAIGHTS HETEROS CISGENDERS AND MEN SHOULD DIE!!! and I am peaceful

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

100% of chairs are made for sitting in.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

I used to think that there was a tiny cover band in the glove box of all cars that would play the songs on the radio

Report
3 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Middeh Middeh · 2h

I remember Mona Lisa having a straight expression on her face, but she's actually smiling.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Middeh Middeh · 3h

Kit Kit isn't spelled like "Kit/Kat" It's spelled Kit Kat, with no dash.

Report
0 likes 1 comment
Anonymous
Top comments
CrystalMajestica
CrystalMajestica · 2h

You mean "-" instead of "/"? You put a slash.

2
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
View all comments (1)
evbe17 evbe17 · 3h

God creating dogs
God- You're a man's best friend
Dog- Pretty sexist
God- No man as in every-...fuck it you can't talk
Dog- ...
God- and chocolate kills you

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Middeh Middeh · 3h

Don't you remember Curious George with a tail? He actually doesn't have one.

Report
0 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

Me and my friend got the munchies so we decided to go to mcdonalds. I had a wierd side-effect that felt like my feet was underwater, so when we enterd mcdonalds I screamed: HOLY SHIT, THEY HAVE MCDONALDS ON THE BEACH?!

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
evbe17 evbe17 · 3h

I always thought when you saw a blind driveway sign that there was a blind person in that driveway

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)

Will anyone else actually go to see The Emoji Movie when it comes out? Not as a joke, but legitimately because they're looking forward to it?

Report
1 like 1 comment
Anonymous
Top comments
Idunno
Idunno · 1h

No

0
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
View all comments (1)
Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

I like trains and the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" in a non-meme way

Report
2 likes 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
NapsterGastly NapsterGastly · 3h · Edited

My school has this thing called "Spirit Week" where on each day of that week, everyone is expected to wear a certain color/pattern/ETC. to show your love to the school, or something along those lines. Well, on a particular day of "Spirit Week," the theme was "80s Day" and everyone was supposed to dress up like how people would dress in the 80s. Pretty meh, until the end of the school day where my teacher turned on her projector and started playing 80s music. It was fun, and everyone got up and danced while waiting for their buses to be called so that they could leave. It was all good until my teacher played Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. Yep, my teacher Rickrolled her entire class. I don't know if she intended to Rickroll the class, but I think she did. All I remember was hearing all the sighs and my teacher telling everyone to dance. Worth it!

Report
1 like 0 comments
Anonymous
Top comments
View all comments (0)
Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

When people are too stubborn to admit defeat.

Report
2 likes 1 comment
Anonymous
Top comments
Idunno
Idunno · 1h

*cough* The Calbel.com discord chat *cough*

0
0 replies
view previous replies (0)
Anonymous
View all comments (1)
Loading posts...
This site uses cookies, as explained in our Cookies Policy . If you use this site without adjusting your cookies settings, you agree to our use of cookies.
x