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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 3d

I really, really dislike my sister. She's constantly verbally reminding me how better she is, how she has more friends than me, how higher her grades are, how ugly I am now. She's also keen on letting me know that her life has been thousands of times worse ever since I was introduced. She also seems to love turning on the lights in my room when I'm trying to go to sleep and drawing their for the next hour. Every fucking day. I'm switching 'hate' to 'dislike' because she loves editing my papers, to remind me of how illiterate I am compared to her. Problem is, I can't argue, because her grades ARE higher than mine, she DOES have more friends than me, and, well, I won't say I'm exactly handsome. Maybe not ugly, but whatever.
Whenever she's around anybody else, though, she pats my head, asks in a baby voice if I'm doing alright, and such. So her friends, my friends, and my parents all think she's a guardian angel to me.
Fantastic

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 5d

My post to like ratio was swapped with my comments to comment likes ratio

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 5d

I hate it when Americans call Twisty Turny Donut Three Pronged Idiot's Tool a fidget spinner

Uncultured people am I right

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 5d

When you brush your spine, it's a comb back

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 6d

"I'll let you out of the basement soon."

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 6d

So we can post images in comments now

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 7d

I decided to do a Hunger Games Simulator story, like a few other users. Here are the users I'll include :

- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
- TyKimyl
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If you're on here and you don't want to be included, please tell me. If you want to be in a certain district, please tell me. I'll start the story either tonight or tomorrow.

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TyKimyl TyKimyl · 9d

Kids who think they're depressed and never shut up about it.

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What's your favourite/least favourite meme?

Make sure to add why.

Make sure to eat your tide pods after every meal

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So I finally got a drawing tablet and did a little cartoon of me. Yes, this is what I look like, including the shit eating grin. Not including the wings.

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Averaging exactly five likes a post. 50 posts, 250 likes.

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Internet
Pros: Anybody can do anything
Cons: Anybody can do anything

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Let's talk about this, uh, conversation.

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Not sure if clickbait, or just plain dumb...

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Hmm

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Copy-Paste things that have already been said

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I'm going on Hiatus for a while. You won't be seeing me for a while.
So I made a mega Wikipedia joke for all of you. Enjoy

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I got an image off the internet that was supposed to have a transparent background. Instead...

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A cow and the internet, apparently.

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